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When a person slaps another person or you in the head and then proceeds to fart in your mouth whilst sitting on them
Malstered by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck May 15, 2026
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Devin McCallister
He is a very sweet and intelligent person. I would be lost without him. He is the one I go to for everything. He has changed my life for the better. I love him with all my heart. If your friends with this guy, then you are a very lucky person.
Devin McCallister by iloveyoubabes April 24, 2011
Ronan Malster
A massive lover of pigeons , especially stepping on them with his bare feet. If you’re in town and hear a random animal noise, don’t worry that’s just ronan having one of his autistic meltdowns
Ronan Malster by callumsdirtyunderwear August 6, 2019
The Magisterium series
harry potter but actually diverse, with Callum hunt as the main character.
It's written by Holly Black and Cassandra Clare
It's written by Holly Black and Cassandra Clare
person 1: Wow I really love Harry Potter
Person 2: you should try out The Magisterium series, it's pretty good and diverse!
Person 1: oooooh nice
Person 2: Yes but there also is chance of 100% that you'll end up crying about it, bu the fandom isn't big enough so you can't
read nice fanfic or share your feelings with people
Person 1: a-are you okay?
person 2: no :)
Person 2: you should try out The Magisterium series, it's pretty good and diverse!
Person 1: oooooh nice
Person 2: Yes but there also is chance of 100% that you'll end up crying about it, bu the fandom isn't big enough so you can't
read nice fanfic or share your feelings with people
Person 1: a-are you okay?
person 2: no :)
The Magisterium series by I married a frog March 11, 2021
James Macallistered
The act of purchasing a hotel room with a friend, and sleeping in the bath while your mate tucks into a bird
James Macallistered by Schmegley July 29, 2025