Malcolm

Malcolm is a very kind hearted, funny man. Usually has dirty blonde, or brown hair. If you have a Malcolm in your life you are very lucky, because he can make you smile under any circumstance. He treats women with respect, and will do anything for his family. He has many friends, and loves sports. He has a very outstanding personality, and is a very respectful person. He will fight for what he believes in, and will stand up for what is right. He’s a lover not a fighter, but if he’s needs to he will fight, but only to protect.

Person 1: Wow look at him, what a very handsome man.
Person 2: Must be a Malcolm!

by Skskks May 11, 2019

Malcolm

A slick young african American man who is loved in his neighborhood and is a leader. He has a sense of humor and is respected by his peers. He is smarter than the average and knows how to get money and finesse. He attracts young ladies with his presence and doesn't have to speak for people to understand him.

Malcolm is that nigga

by 65cashteam June 17, 2018

Malcolm

Malcolms are the smartest, funniest, kindest people on earth. Malcolms are attractive, an are always there for you when you need them the most. A Malcolm can be your life... your pride even. Malcolms are the most beautiful creatures to Rome the planet... but if you get the chance to be close to one, don't throw away that chance. once you lose that chance, there may be no getting it back... falling in love with a Malcolm is the easiest thing in the world... but losing a Malcolm is the hardest thing you could ever do... believe me... I know.

girl- Malcolm is so cute... I think I want him
other girl- he is the most perfect man on earth... I KNOW I want him

by Lost lover of many January 14, 2018

Malcolm

An extremely sexy boy that will sometimes make mistakes with his girlfriend, but she should always know that he loves her and wants the best for her at all times. He is cute, funny, and a special someone for every person that he comes in contact with. He can also be a flirt, but that just because its his nature and he will most likely change it for that special person.

Girl: Hey baby

Malcolm: Hey sexy how are you today?
Girl: I'm ok
Malcolm: Oh watcha doin
Girl: nothing
Malcolm: Oh maybe I can make you have fun by maybe entertaining you ;-)

by truthteller97 July 8, 2010

Malcolmaniac

A die-hard fan of the enormously funny show Malcolm In the Middle. Malcolmaniacs are those who keep up to date on the show's characters, buy full season DVDs, name their pets after the characters, chat on his message board, or anything else that may contibute to supporting the shows ratings and advertising revenue.

Malcolmaniacs are crazy!

by billberto March 19, 2005

malcolmtent

A giant erection. Derived from the slang phrase, "to pitch a tent"; however, it is know that people named Malcolm (Malcolm X, Malcolm in the Middle, Dr Malcolm, etc.) all create large tents.

Onlooker: Whoa!! That's a huge erection!!
Malcolm Lastname: Ya, I pitched a malcolmtent eh? Bet you're jealous!
Onlooker: I sure am!! It's like a... ...circus tent!!

by Major Malcolm February 9, 2008

Malcolm

Northern Irish slang for someone who will never lose their virginity.
Derived from the words, 'Mal for lack of and 'colm' sounding like cum.

"That lanky prick Matthew is going to be a Malcolm forever."

by TheRussian01 June 7, 2018