Mashing Pissers

An alternate way of describing sexual intercourse.

Friend 1: Hey, why hasn't Owen gotten here yet?
Friend 2: Beats me. He's probably mashing pissers with his girl right now.
Friend 1: Wow, he's so cool!

by Oalder February 26, 2021

The Keyboard Mash

The greatest possible expression of frustration short of bestial snarling.

Also the only word in the English language that can legitimately include numbers and be spelt any way you please.

The Keyboard Mash in use:

"Why are you so adsfl;kjqearlf;jking stupid?!"

"389uy4r89w34yhegoiahrg9024t90"

"asdf;lkad;glaf!"

"&hy&%^78Hn"

by Jessica Ellen October 20, 2008

mish mash

A crazy mixture of things, colloquial or informal for a disaster.

'Well, that was a bit of a mish mash.'

by Schudulaba September 2, 2006

mashed potitties

When you take two exceptionally sized breasts and mash them into one super breast

When I get home I'm gonna make some mashed potitties.

I can't wait for Thanksgiving to make some Mashed potitties

by FacksOnly November 19, 2014

Cherry Mash

A glutenous chunk of chocolate covered cherry "candy". It will stop your heart in a matter of seconds.

Found in boxes containing around 300 chocolate candies around the size of a softball.

Dude 1: You trying to offer me some Cherry Mash?
Dude 2: Sure!

(Dude 1 bites into Cherry Mash)

Dude 1: I don't feel so good.
Dude 2: You don't look so good.
Dude 1: ARGH MY HEART!

Dude 1 dies.

by thefakelk March 3, 2011

Monarch Mash

The act of fornicating with a jar filled with butterflies. AKA Flutterfucking.

The Monarch Mash is a good way to relieve stress.

by Jody South August 17, 2020

pass the mash

You're probably here from that SNL sketch with Melissa McCarthy. We told you not to look for this !!

"I would like to guess the phrase... PASS THE MASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - M.McCarthy - 2014 - SNL

by PTM2019 January 15, 2019