Jesus Martinez

A fucking dumbass that has no sense of humor and thinks that he is the best person in the world.
"Do you know a Jesus Martinez?
"Yeah I do."
" Oh damn, I feel bad for you now."
by Funsized Table April 30, 2018
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aida martinez

prounced : (I-EE-Thuhh)

an extremely intelligent female with the perfectly endless eyes and flowing hair of a goddess. she has the cutest laugh, is sweet, caring, ad the most loving person you could possibly think of. Always, she is considered to be "beautiful" and "mad sexy" by the masses, she is a cuttie and a hottie! Anyman who gets to be with this amazing, outstanding girl should connsider himself the luckiest man alive, she is an all around keeper. whos going to be the lucky guy?

long relatioships is what she loves annd she loooks for the guy she wants to marrry, no words can explain aida she is beyond this world.
this boy nnamed joey was ever so lucky to be recognized by aida martinez, the girl he is in love with.
by lllloooooooooveeeeeabbbleeee January 14, 2011
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Melanie martinez

A lovely sweet artist who deserves the whole world and more she makes songs that have deep meanings and she could make a horror movie in pastel colours
"Did you hear about that awesome person on YouTube?"
"Melanie Martinez."
"Yes!"
by Melaniemartinezisqueenduh! September 26, 2020
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juan martinez

A fag who is a lesibain and doesnt go to skoool
Hey ur acting like juan martinez.
by lIllllIlIIIIlIlIlIlI-x April 20, 2018
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Yerevan martinez

That guy sure is a Yerevan martinez
by Joe mama 259 June 20, 2022
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Nikolas Martinez

Nikolas Martinez is really a perve, wow.
by The wird gy March 05, 2020
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burnt martinez

When you attempt to do a dirty sanchez and you finger slips into the nostril instead especially effective after eating Mexican food
My dirty sanchez went arie and my finger went into his nostril and I just finished my Mexican dinner and caused a burnt Martinez
by Big Wilkie j May 06, 2016
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