by thedirtymp December 9, 2013
Get the dirty maldonado mug.Stoney Maloney is what they used to call Post Malone in high school but I really fuck with the name so I kinda adopted it for myself.
“Hey man, you see Stoney Maloney over there?” -Yung White Trash
“Shit where? Dude’s my Fucking hero, legend as fuck” -Yung Hockey
“I hear he’s drippin in sauce”
-Nick da GuapoLord
“I heard he killed Hitler with his massive penis” -Unknown
“Shit where? Dude’s my Fucking hero, legend as fuck” -Yung Hockey
“I hear he’s drippin in sauce”
-Nick da GuapoLord
“I heard he killed Hitler with his massive penis” -Unknown
by StoneyMaloney March 8, 2018
Get the Stoney Maloney mug.Austin Richard Post, who goes by Post Malone (also known as Posty,Water Melon,Post-it Malone,Tattoo man,Bud Light King,etc) is a American Rapper,Songwriter and Record Producer. Every Song he makes is a different style and you can never expect what type of song he's gonna make next. He has more tattoos on him then the amount of money that you will ever make in your life.He has also mastered the art of looking homeless and being rich at the same time.
by LMxHorizon October 28, 2020
Get the Post Malone mug.The most kind harted man to ever walk on to this earth and now in the year 2020 he si struggling from drugs/alchohal
he needs help we cant lose another legend we already lost kobe bryant, gianna bryant, xxtentacion, cameron boyce come people help him out before we loose him to the world we be crushed ifwe loose him so if you have the chance to save a life do it cause when life has been taken you will feel horrible when goes cause you will know that you had the chance so take that chance and helpout a homie instead of just watching just do something that will benefit you and some body else.
he needs help we cant lose another legend we already lost kobe bryant, gianna bryant, xxtentacion, cameron boyce come people help him out before we loose him to the world we be crushed ifwe loose him so if you have the chance to save a life do it cause when life has been taken you will feel horrible when goes cause you will know that you had the chance so take that chance and helpout a homie instead of just watching just do something that will benefit you and some body else.
by post malone is a legend March 10, 2020
Get the Post malone mug.Malton is an area in the gta .Its home to mostly many different races.In malton bad stuff do happen but whose to blame.Theres many different schools and there great.Drug dealers and hoodlums are often found in cat walks and the roof of Dunrankin Drive ps as it’s easy to climb.In malton if you have any problem you settle it at the malton community center aka the mcc.You just have an all star battle royal with many different races jumping in . Malton can be home to some poor girls that steal from the truey store but there’s not a lot of them .Also at malton is the act of baking . Baking is when you take fire works and you shoot people you don’t like with them . You may also go to slice one pizza or mogas pizza for settlement of beef
by Swagboy@yahoo.org November 18, 2017
Get the Malton mug.Filipinos (people of the Philippines) usually wear this kind of clothing for warmth, fashion, or traditional celebrations.
The malong is a traditional "tube skirt" or "tube dress" made of handwoven or machine-made multi-colored cotton cloth, bearing a variety of geometric or okir designs. The malong is akin to the sarong worn by peoples in Malaysia, Brunei and Indonesia. The malong is traditionally used as a garment by numerous tribes in the Southern Philippines and the Sulu Archipelago.
The malong can function as a skirt for both men and women, a dress, a blanket, a sunshade, a bedsheet, a "dressing room", a hammock, a prayer mat, and other purposes. A newborn is wrapped in a malong, and as he grows this piece of cloth becomes a part of his daily life. When he dies, he is once again wrapped in a malong. Among traditional tribal peoples, the malong is used in everyday life. Even in areas where people wear Western-style clothing during the day, the malong is commonly used as sleepwear.
The malong is a traditional "tube skirt" or "tube dress" made of handwoven or machine-made multi-colored cotton cloth, bearing a variety of geometric or okir designs. The malong is akin to the sarong worn by peoples in Malaysia, Brunei and Indonesia. The malong is traditionally used as a garment by numerous tribes in the Southern Philippines and the Sulu Archipelago.
The malong can function as a skirt for both men and women, a dress, a blanket, a sunshade, a bedsheet, a "dressing room", a hammock, a prayer mat, and other purposes. A newborn is wrapped in a malong, and as he grows this piece of cloth becomes a part of his daily life. When he dies, he is once again wrapped in a malong. Among traditional tribal peoples, the malong is used in everyday life. Even in areas where people wear Western-style clothing during the day, the malong is commonly used as sleepwear.
Dude: Oh ano (what)? Are you cold?
Duddette: Chyeah it's really freezing tonight considering its only a monsoon.
Dude: Well here, use this Malong my Lola gave me. Just go inside it. And be careful! Mahalaga yan!
Dudette: Salamat!
Duddette: Chyeah it's really freezing tonight considering its only a monsoon.
Dude: Well here, use this Malong my Lola gave me. Just go inside it. And be careful! Mahalaga yan!
Dudette: Salamat!
by guy3000 August 19, 2008
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by SteveLegend June 26, 2008
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