join the majority

To die. The majority of people who have lived have died. So to die is to join them.

Either give me back my money or get ready to join the majority.

by DEATHfalcon November 20, 2010

psychology major

Some asshole who thinks they know everything about you 20 seconds after meeting you

You seem like a very angry person. Don't worry, I'm a psychology major.

by Retic June 21, 2015

English Major

Along with Philosophy and Int'l Relations, English is arguably the most difficult college major in the Humanities. This is largely due to the fact that being an English major encompasses the study of several other fields, including, but not limited to philosophy, psychology, history, sociology, law, and political science. English majors read and write far more than any other major, and offen suffer from severe caffeine addiction (or worse), insomnia, and manic depression.

Despite what lobotomized Business Majors believe, English majors (like many humanities majors) seek graduate school enrollment and end up with J.D.s, M.B.A.s, L.L.M.s, or Ph.D.s. Thus, they end up in lucrative careers with sexyass women. But best of all, they actually learn how to think and generally live rewarding lives because of that.

English Major: "Dude, we're seniors! I can't believe how much I've learned over the past three years! How about you?"
Business Major: "Excel and Powerpoint."
English Major: "... and?"
Business Major: "That's it."
English Major: "... 3 years of college and that's all you know?"
Business Major: "Yup. But Ima still be rich."
English Major: "Sooo you essentially just paid over $100,000 for Excel and Powerpoint lessons, but you'll still be rich?"
Business Major: "Hellz yeah d00d."
English Major: *facepalm*

by collegiate5 July 10, 2010

Drum Majoring

verb: The act of being a Drum Major; involving conducting a band, leading a group, setting examples, and screaming really, really loud

Other Forms: Maj (pronounced Mage), Majoring, Drum Majing

Kid: I'm going to be Drum Majoring next year isn't that awesome?
Band: Uhhh, yeah, if you're in to that sorta thing

He was excited to Drum Maj in the fall.

by sax therapy July 15, 2010

labia majora

No, dumb ass!
Labia majora is the technical term for the outer lips that form the slit where the bush hair grows, that has to be shaved.
It's the labia majora that form the pubic mound or so called mons venus.
Otherwise called the camel toe. Know your pussy, dude! Get it right!

Labia majora aka camel toe

by anonymous November 13, 2004

moral majority

1. Group of people who think and act as if they are BETTER than you. Especially if you do not worship the same deity in exactly the same way they do.

2. People who use the Bible as a facade to promote their political agenda. Also, quoting the bible out of context to emphasize their political agenda.

3. Absolute hypocrates!

The moral majority helped to re-elect George W. Bush at the expense of the middle class, the poor, and all the military service men and women.

by AC May 13, 2005

engineering major

Borderline insane pursuit of a conceptual understanding of the physical principles underlying everyday machines that can be operated without this understanding.

Mechanic: Have you ever changed your own oil?

Engineering Major: No, but do you know chemically how the gas you put into your engine produces the heat necessary to power the engine, as well as how this heat is converted to usable mechanical work?

Mechanic: ... That will be $43.50.

by Clearly written by an engineer February 16, 2012