The biggest douche to ever lace up a pair of hockey skates. Plays dirty and has nearly ended the careers of multiple players with his cheap headshots and flying elbows.
Pens fans love this prick despite the fact that he could kill someone.
Pens fans love this prick despite the fact that he could kill someone.
Hey did you see Matt Cooke hit that guy last night? He gave him a concussion and almost ended his career
And this is any different than normal how...
And this is any different than normal how...
by Marielmb February 26, 2011
Get the Matt Cooke mug.N. - A mythical Irishman who was said to have destroyed Superman's home when he first synthesized Krypton in chemistry. Standing about five feet tall, Matt Gill can fly, shoot lazer beans from his eyes, drink any amount of beer, and turn any frisbee he touches into straight, heat-seeking, side-winding, and lazer-guided missles until they reach their intended targets.
Matt Gill commonly insists that he hasn't drank, as less than 99 beers off the wall doesn't even count in his book.
Matt Gill is an Omnihero, and as such can outrun any superhero. He eats gold and pisses rainbows, allowing him to follow the Yellow, Orange, Red, Green, Blue, Indigo, and Violet River to more gold, in a vicious cycle. Leprechauns worship him as their savior and upholder of Irish traditions.
Matt Gill commonly insists that he hasn't drank, as less than 99 beers off the wall doesn't even count in his book.
Matt Gill is an Omnihero, and as such can outrun any superhero. He eats gold and pisses rainbows, allowing him to follow the Yellow, Orange, Red, Green, Blue, Indigo, and Violet River to more gold, in a vicious cycle. Leprechauns worship him as their savior and upholder of Irish traditions.
When Matt Gill threw a frisbee the length of half a football field against the wind, and abruptly appeared to catch it with his left hand while not looking for a touchdown.
by G.M.H. November 6, 2009
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A real cutie. Makes people laugh, Social awkward around people he doesn't know so he makes jokes to lighten the mood. Some may call him controlling but he is a great leader. Exeptionally smart in certain areas and lacking a little more in others. Probably the sweetest person you will ever find. When he makes his mind up its set in stone. He is a natural flirt and becasue he is a little crazy himself he attracts really cute crazy chicks.
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Get the Matt Giraud mug.mahito is one (villain) character from Jujutsu Kaisen.
He has a somewhat childish personality, and a kinda.. annoying too(?) i guess— lmao.
( he's one of my favs tho— )
He has a somewhat childish personality, and a kinda.. annoying too(?) i guess— lmao.
( he's one of my favs tho— )
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Nikhil: NO! There is only one Matt Brenner, and he does what he wants. No shame.
Nikhil: NO! There is only one Matt Brenner, and he does what he wants. No shame.
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