UR MOMMA

when you want to diss someone with no better comeback, or a corny comeback

Dude, jus quit baseball, u can't hit for ur life if it depended on you.
Yea, well, ur momma can't hit for her life if it depended on her.

by chrizles November 28, 2007

Baby Momma

The Secret Service code name for Michelle Obama.

"Baby Momma in da house dawg, we out" is radio shortspeak for "Michelle is out of the helicopter and inside the White House, over and out.

by Mackerel Daddy March 4, 2010

sexy momma

A hot 40ish woman whos a mom or not,very sexy and sexual,dresses in a sexy way

mmm Sylvia is a sexy momma, would love to fuck her!

by online chatter October 18, 2008

baby momma

a bitch that you get knocked up on accident but now you gotta deal with because she got your baby

Mark just found out that he got his ex knocked up in 7th grade and now hes a junior in high school and now he got two kids that he just learned about and a bitch for a baby momma

by LilAlexis April 14, 2006

jo momma

Your mother.

I would like to fuck jo momma.

by drugger August 6, 2003

Manny Momma

A synonym for manny moms. Similar to a baby momma but, the deed of the seed dropping occurred three decades ago thus making the offspring a grown man.

“Glen’s manny momma is out here talkin’ bout he owes back child support.”

“Manny momma?”

“Yeah, her kid is like 30 and manages a Popeyes.”

“She trippin...”

by Sigchiry01 April 12, 2019

Momma Deegan

Only the coolest of cool moms can be called a momma Deegan. They are a rare breed of person mixed with an Irish brogue and homey warmth.

(First person) - "Hey your mom scares me when I'm in the car"
(Second person) - "I know, she's not like a momma Deegan."

by spenyk June 24, 2008