mississippi crockpot

A sex act in which a raw crawfish is inserted into a woman's vagina for six hours and then removed and eaten with a side of butter.

I cooked my dinner in my girlfriend's Mississippi crockpot

by Dankofamerica June 8, 2016

Mississippi snowblower

When you and your male lover 69 during a blizzard. The goal is to keep your partners dick from getting snow on it.

Ryan: I was at the hospital.
Mike: Why?
Ryan: I got frostbite on my dick while attempting the mississippi snowblower.

by Mikemikemikemike1117 June 1, 2016

Mississippi Handshake

A slang term for getting stabbed, shanked, or shived.

A fight broke out at the bar and I almost got a Mississippi Handshake!

by Damnitsasha May 27, 2016

Belzoni, Mississippi

A unique town located in the southern half of the Mississippi Delta on the Yazoo River. It has a culture all of its own, much like the rest of the Delta. Outsiders may sometimes be shocked by its unique culture. Some say the best way to describe this town and its people is that it is like traveling back in time to the late 1800's or early 1900's. Nontheless, it is a nice little town with many good residents. It is also the Catfish Capital of the World and boasts the most farm raised catfish than anywhere else in the world.

Guy 1: Man, I just passed through Belzoni, Mississippi.
Guy 2: And?
Guy 1: I've never seen ANYWHERE like that place.

by HS22 February 24, 2011

Mississippi Chocolate

The act of having diarrhea into some else's mouth, forcing them to swallow it, and then having them vomit the diarrhea back into your anus.

John got really sick after having mississippi chocolate with Betty.

by jps123456 November 15, 2011

The Muddy Mississippi

When you are fucking a girl in her ass and she shits all over you big fat cock

I was fucking your mom in her ass last night, and she sent me down the muddy mississippi,

by PERVERT FIREFIGHTER February 16, 2010

Mississippi Coon

When you are driving down the road and there isnt a bathroom for mile and you have to pee. You hang your back-end out of the car window and pee while the car is in motion.

"Daddy, what was that furry thing? Was that Sasquatch?"
"No boy, that was a Mississippi Coon..."

by Imnotaraciest March 19, 2010