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Mikey

Mikey is a kind individual. Mikey lives with white parents who are heart warming maniacs. This boy enjoys watching Netflix, and family guy. Watches adult swim and fun to be around. Mikey has a deep gorgeous voice.. and sounds like uncle frank from family guy. Mikey is a friend when u need him and knows how to cook bomb meals. His eyes are brown and beautiful. Mikey loves it when you laugh dorky he snorts and smiles.
Wow he such a Mikey !!!
by TruthWACKER September 12, 2020
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Some gay nigga twitter.com who always begging for female attention
Guy 1: *posts screenshot of girl*
Mikey: I would fuck her so hard, hold on lemme slide in the dms cuz yk i like older women
by WOBOWOW October 5, 2020
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Mikey

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.
Mikey is a 🐝
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Baller as fuck white kid who has a hoe named Hailey
Yo Mikey is baller as fuck and he's got that pretty girl Hailey on his dick
by Ballerasswhiteboy March 24, 2021
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Has the biggest dick in the Galaxie
Whoa its mikey

You mean the big dick mikey
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a rude, disrespectful, ungrateful, bastard, stinky face, poopee head, smelly not funny, and sucks at video games, cannot play roblox epic minecraft ps2 skate 3 minigames on fortbloxcraft2.0 at all, he is so bad, he is only 5 feet tall and likes children
there is no reason to waste time writing about anyone with the name mikey
by siixela May 2, 2021
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A man who is a cuck. He lets everyone bully him and is just an overall bitch. He’s terrible with women and makes bad decisions. A Mikey also tends to really suck at video games. He
(You) Listen you’re acting like a real Mikey today.

(Friend) Ohh my bad bro. Let me go reevaluate my life.
by Billy Juul June 27, 2021
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