Mid-Jerk

A scenario when, as you're in the process of masturbating to porn, your friend texts you and the text pops up at the top of your viewing screen blocking some of the action.

Jerry: (Masturbating to porn)

Friend texts: yo could I borrow your notes from class? I was absent today.

Jerry: Dude you caught me mid-jerk.

by serd12 June 18, 2018

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mid-ugly

Mid-ugly can be for a boy or girl it’s you not cute but you not ugly. You mid-ugly !

He’s so cute.
Ehh he mid-ugly

by Uhhh idk March 29, 2019

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Daddy mids is the type of low-grade marijuana that baby boomers and early gen-x'ers smoke. This is due to the fact that they are accustomed to the hydroponic of their times and/or think that the pot today's kids are smoking is way too potent for their liking. In particular, it is the weed middle-aged fathers smoke whenever they catch up on some free time.

I was dry so I had to scavenge for some daddy mids in my dad's night stand.

by FurtherDownTheBieberhole September 14, 2012

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