Merp

When you're a merpy and you just want to merp

"How are you feeling today?"
Gleeby - "MERP"

by Kenosaurous Pine Cone April 17, 2025

Merp

Your friend that you game with who insistently acts like a little girl.

Your a fucking merp bruh

by Academiclace May 9, 2020

Merp

A word used when you are feeling sad or confused about something happening in your life.

Pronounced : mUR - p

For instance:
-“He just asked you out, what are you going to say?”

- “merp” :(
Or
- “my cat just died. Merp”

by Lily maskovitz April 4, 2018

Merp

An unexplainable term that is used to show intense emotional feelings of utter cuteness, happiness, and lovingness. Usually, it is only used around people you have a close emotional bond with, to share your deep devotions to the things that you love.

Ex: Gracie got so mad at me because I won't stop talking about Kang Ha Neul... but he's just so Merp!

by chadeesa October 2, 2025

Merp out

Verb. When frustration boils over into an explosive, unhinged rage fit, often with flailing, yelling, or dramatic storming off. Coined in family lore for those moments when logic checks out and pure chaos moves in.

Example: "The WiFi crapped out mid-stream, and I straight-up merped out—threw my controller like it owed me money."

Alternative: "Don't merp out over spilled coffee; it's just Tuesday."

by Bmiramon September 18, 2025

Merp

When you drop something or mess something up you can say this word. It is a better replacement for oop.

“Merp! I dropped my pencil.”

by Beth Rodgers April 9, 2020

merp

What you say when you don't have an adequate response and are somewhat embarrassed or insecure about the subject matter.

Jack: So, how do your parents feel about us going out?
Annie: Merp.

Mom: How prepared are you to file your own taxes for the first time?
Jimmy: Merp.

Chris: What will it take for you to admit that you like me?
Lindsey: Merp!

by Lynxical September 21, 2016