Mental Bangs

A person who has bangs and also clearly (and often after speaking to them) looks like they have issues.

The wearing of ugly bangs and also having mental issues.

It sounds rude but I'm talking about people who function in society, in real jobs, that clearly have mental issues...that also wear bangs. Hence, mental bangs.

Hey just more Utah Slang! XO

"OMG...She seemed cool until I talked with her. Clearly she had bangs but after speaking with her I knew they were mental bangs!!! EFFF!!"

"Did you see her mental bangs?"

"I think I fucked a guy with mental bangs...good thing I was blacked out."

by BrattyAnn:)XX November 3, 2011

Mental Slap

When an insult is so surprising and uncalled for, it's the equivalent of slapping someone across the face. Kind of like verbal slap, the only difference being that mental slaps usually are an insult to intelligence, as verbal slaps can pertain to anything.

Person One - (Blah blah blah)
Person Two - ...You're an idiot!
Person Three - Mental Slap!

by More Awesome Than Thou December 28, 2005

Mental retardation

Someone mentally stupid.

Conor you have mental retardation.

by Dictionary694208 August 16, 2021

mental deferral

To mentally attempt to remind yourself of something for a later time, rather than writing it down.

You can't recognize that cost on your ledger for this month, you'll have to make a mental deferral.

by Scott Burton January 4, 2009

mental backflip

the obscure justification or defense for a belief or opinion based on counterfactual or fictionalized facts.

"Hey bro, why the confused look?"
"I've been watching Sean Hannity do mental backflips."

by jsterry23 April 18, 2009

mental blueballs

The feeling you get when you are left hanging for what feels like an excruciatingly long period of time.

Having to wait two whole months before knowing if I got the job gave me a severe case of mental blueballs.

by i.have.no.name. April 23, 2010

Mental Hibernation

When ones mind shuts off in the winter and does nothing causing any mental/physical stress, even hanging out with friends.

Don't give a fuck about anything anymore.

Person A: "Hey why won't you talk to me and hang out with me anymore?"
Person B: "Because I'm in mental hibernation."

by Meytal Mantzur April 3, 2012