lois

The girl who you instantly feel a connection to, at first, she's jaded, cold but then as you get to know her you realize she has one of the best personalities ever. Any time you see her she takes your breath away and you cant Rember what you were trying to say. You find yourself wanting to spend time with her more than any other person, any time she talks to you or says "hi" your day just automatically becomes 100 times better.

person 1) oh shit there's Lois.
person 2) wow she's beautiful.

by Krayons 213 November 14, 2023

Lois

at first they may seem cold and distant and facade, but then as you get to know her you realize that she is one of the most creative talented and nicest person you'll ever meet. she truly cares for people and has a heart of gold all and probably one of the best people you'll ever meet

person1) oh shit, there's Lois I forgot what I was about to say.

by Krayons 213 November 18, 2023

Loy

A self-absorbed anime freak who lives in the past and pseudo glory days of high school and very pseudo invisible girlfriends. Also a Necrophiliac and has an obsession with Japan. Never goes out and is an extreme stalker. Loves woman but can never get any. Takes credit for other peoples work especially high achievements. Very immature.

Loy is the name you put on a restraining order.

by ms. ​mu​​rray May 14, 2023

holy schmokes lois

"Holy Schmokes Lois" is a phrase expressed in a state of surprise or shock. It possibly references the cartoon character, Peter Griffin from Seth McFarlane's Family Guy.
"Holy Schmokes Lois" and "Holy Smokes Lois" are two completely different phrases. Schmokes is funnier to say, like the "schm" part is cool. Say it aloud. You'll agree.

Holy Schmokes Lois! I'm in Fortnite!

by majorinbananas November 20, 2023

Lois

He is a horrible person. He will break your heart.

“-Who broke your heart ?
-Lois..
-You too ?”

by Ethan,rchr November 22, 2021

Lois Wright

The Perfect Girl is someone who doesn't have it all but has a bit of everything. She is smart enough to hold a conversation when sober. Classy in all the right ways, however, she can have a trashy side (but that is something only her friends should know). She LOVEs MDMA. Lologoloco

‘Did you see that sweet new piece of ass?’
‘Yeah, that’s Lois Wright’

by Lologoloco November 21, 2021

Lois

A typical spam sandwich which is found under Luke obrians ear drum she also likes bonoculars 💀

Omg look is that a lois with some bonulars

#lukeobrien

by Ayathelad October 29, 2019