Living like larry means living your best life it means living like youve never lived before because you only live once so if your gonna do anything, do it like larry.
by ☆ ali reed ☆ April 5, 2019
Get the living like larry mug.Informal slang term used by prostitutes. it references a client who is bombastic thinking himself God's Gift to all woman. He believes he has extraordinary skills at love and a particularly large, solid penis. In truth, he is an inept lover with a tiny, soft penis often deformed. In some instances, his belly is so big that the prostitute has to lift it up and out of the way to even find the penis, and normal sexual positions don't work.
The prostitute must go to great lengths to pretend sexual pleasure or else he becomes depressed, crying loudly and endlessly. Often, he will not leave demanding sympathy.
The exact origin of this term is not known. Folk lore among prostitutes is that a large, bombastic client looking somewhat like Santa Clause hired a cheap whore from Craigslist in Corpus Christi, Texas. He bragged about his vasectomy and said he was really going to let loose. He told the cheap whore she was in store for the greatest sexual experience of her life. He bragged about the size of his penis and said "it is even larger now that it is swollen from the vasectomy." He pulled it out, and it looked like a shriveled little hot pepper. She asked "is it in" and he started crying endlessly. She didn't know the guy's name, but her fellow prostitutes said "that sounds like Larry Adams." The name stuck and has been used every sense.
Most clients of this type tend to be lawyers.
The prostitute must go to great lengths to pretend sexual pleasure or else he becomes depressed, crying loudly and endlessly. Often, he will not leave demanding sympathy.
The exact origin of this term is not known. Folk lore among prostitutes is that a large, bombastic client looking somewhat like Santa Clause hired a cheap whore from Craigslist in Corpus Christi, Texas. He bragged about his vasectomy and said he was really going to let loose. He told the cheap whore she was in store for the greatest sexual experience of her life. He bragged about the size of his penis and said "it is even larger now that it is swollen from the vasectomy." He pulled it out, and it looked like a shriveled little hot pepper. She asked "is it in" and he started crying endlessly. She didn't know the guy's name, but her fellow prostitutes said "that sounds like Larry Adams." The name stuck and has been used every sense.
Most clients of this type tend to be lawyers.
Prostitute #1
Yeah, I had this John over. He gave me a tip. He was alright. I hope he becomes one of my regulars.
Prostitute #2
Good for you, I had Larry Adams over. I am getting out of the business. It just ain't worth it. I am going back to pulling ticks out of horses at the riding stables.
Yeah, I had this John over. He gave me a tip. He was alright. I hope he becomes one of my regulars.
Prostitute #2
Good for you, I had Larry Adams over. I am getting out of the business. It just ain't worth it. I am going back to pulling ticks out of horses at the riding stables.
by UrbanResearcher December 31, 2011
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A random sexual assignation in a public restroom. To get a Larry Craig, one must use the secret hand signal. Named after soon to be former Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho), who was caught asking an undercover cop for a Larry Craig. Similar to a George Michael.
What's more fun than those coin-operated massage chairs at the airport? Why, getting a Larry Craig down at the men's room, of course..
by Uncle Robert September 14, 2007
Get the Larry Craig mug.A wonderful woman, caring, and compassionate. she will always look after her children no matter what trouble they are in. she does not like people who are just out to push her around and she will not take shit from anyone. she is a dark haired woman but can act like a "dumb blonde" sometimes(but what women dont) all around she is concidered to be a very outgoing, friendly person who always puts others needs above her own, she is funny, and she is very pretty inside and out, AND ANY MAN WOULD BE CONCIDERED EXTREAMLY LUCKY TO BE WITH HER SO TREAT HER WITH THE UPMOST RESPECT AND SHE WILL DO THE SAME BUT IF YOU BETRAY HER YOU HAD BETTER BE A EXCELLENT RUNNER BECAUSE SHE WILL NOT TAKE LIGHTLY TO IT....OVER ALL THOUGH SHE IS PERFECT.
by Carpenter86 June 13, 2011
Get the Lorrie mug.Denying ones homosexuality against all odds, the way Senator Larry Craig did after getting caught trying to get a bj in an airport.
by gregfromnc September 8, 2007
Get the larry craig mug.Imaginary currency that can be used for gambling but never has to be paid up. It can be used infinitely.
by DieselDriver December 12, 2015
Get the Larry Dollars mug.When urban mid-westerners use this phrase they are referring to Larry Hoover, the founder of Gangster Disicples and Folk Nation out of Chicago IL. This is used in place of "on god", placing reverence in Larry.
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