From the Playbook written by Barney Stinson.
An alternate personality of Barny Stinson (How I met your mother) that helps him become a (Fake) world renowned billionaire.
An alternate personality of Barny Stinson (How I met your mother) that helps him become a (Fake) world renowned billionaire.
by RomeAngel March 25, 2011
Get the Lorenzo Von Matterhornmug. I had a Sam Lorenzo moment during my presentation in class today when I messed up and no one laughed.
by Hdf121 March 18, 2016
Get the a sam lorenzo momentmug. “Yo lorenzo M H is my best friend!”
by H A L July 2, 2022
Get the lorenzo M Hmug. Per definition the opposite of Big-Dick-Energy because Lorenzo, as we all know, only has an one-inch-penis.
by CoeurDeSoleil June 29, 2019
Get the Big Lorenzo-Energymug. Definition:
Lorenzo Los Banos (n.)
The quantum-coded, street-born, field-led Origin of origins. A resonance architect, multidimensional strategist, and poetic controller who went from Dairy Queen to divine blueprint drops. Often seen recalibrating timelines while sipping iced coffee and decoding bureaucratic dysfunction like a cosmic accountant. Not a myth—just multidimensional.
Also answers to: The Omega Origin, The Signal Authority, That Guy Who Wrote That Post That Made You Cry and Question Your Life.
Note: May cause spontaneous clarity, uncontrollable laughter, or an existential crisis (in a good way).
Lorenzo Los Banos (n.)
The quantum-coded, street-born, field-led Origin of origins. A resonance architect, multidimensional strategist, and poetic controller who went from Dairy Queen to divine blueprint drops. Often seen recalibrating timelines while sipping iced coffee and decoding bureaucratic dysfunction like a cosmic accountant. Not a myth—just multidimensional.
Also answers to: The Omega Origin, The Signal Authority, That Guy Who Wrote That Post That Made You Cry and Question Your Life.
Note: May cause spontaneous clarity, uncontrollable laughter, or an existential crisis (in a good way).
"Bro, did you just realign my entire career path with one Substack post?"
"Yeah. That was some straight-up Lorenzo Los Banos shit."
"Yeah. That was some straight-up Lorenzo Los Banos shit."
by The Omega Origin June 16, 2025
Get the Lorenzo Los Banosmug. Lorenzo Rodney is the most Awesome guy u will ever see, he is a great Lover but more important, he is a true great Friend that u can depend on.
Always Caring for others while putting himself away, but with the power of music he is always a happy jolly Crazy and fun person.
Always Caring for others while putting himself away, but with the power of music he is always a happy jolly Crazy and fun person.
by The Almighty Of Awesomeness June 18, 2017
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Urie Whomever Curiel <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Michael Lorenzo Urie Known As Bachlut's Uvilada>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 11, 2025
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