Lorenzo 

An unemployed, spineless guy - quite a loser, who aspires to be a dj and play PlayStation while daydrinking while running a Facebook roasting group where people are mean to each other and target people. Typically has a friend called Jessica he only met online, who’s secretly in love with him and attacks people who approaches him online. Together they target people to vent for their miserable lives. And if confronted they make up spineless stories. Leeches on to other people’s ideas and creativity.

He was a real Lorenzo; He had full control of the Facebook group, because he had no control over anything else in his life.

Lorenzo by jobothan July 29, 2025

Lorenzo

Lorenzo is a cover-up for Davey, kind of like a made up hidden name, Lorenzo is not yet known to be Da
Being a cover-up

You’re acting like a Lorenzo

Lorenzo by ThisisLorenzo November 25, 2025

Lorenzo

Says give me my click

Lorenzo: GIVE ME MY CLICK BITCH!

Lorenzo by Hogriderr420 December 15, 2025

Lorenzo Berkshire 

a kind, hot guy from the Wattpad story “Filthy”. He’s a slytherin with mommy & daddy issues. cousin & best friend to Draco Malfoy.

My favorite character from “Filthy” is Lorenzo Berkshire.

Lorenzo Berkshire by wattpadlover January 13, 2021

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn 

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn was born in Switzerland in the spring of 1974. He was placed in a basket and tossed into a river immediately following his birth. After traveling downstream for miles, he was found by a young Milanese woman who raised him, naming his Lorenzo after her father, and Von Matterhorn to reflect his Swiss heritage.

Lorenzo was diagnosed with a condition called phallumegally (bigness of penis) at a young age. He grew up unable to ride a bike or feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. He has applied for penis reduction surgery many times, but the doctors have said that, sadly, that is not an option.

He is the founder of Von Matterhorn Industries International Unlimited Global Inc., or VMIIUGI, and was once named billionaire of the week by Big Business Journal.

See The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn.

By pretending to be Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, Barney managed to convince a woman to sleep with him.

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn by lilypotter56 July 25, 2012

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn 

A play to run on girls to get the business.

1st: Have an ability in website design and think of a unique fake name. Have you got yours? Good!
Now when you get to the bar look for a girl with a really nice phone. Approach her with confidence and repeat your fake name often. Now when you leave she will go on her phone and do an internet search of you, where she'll see......

a series of fake websites talking about your many feats in being a billionaire, global balloon trekker, and being told by doctors that penis reduction surgery isn't an option.

give her some time then approach her again and ask if she would like to have coffee.

The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn works!

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn by lesbihonestttt June 9, 2013

Lorenzo Berkshire 

A hot Slytherin that’s also a feminist from “Filthy ; Draco Malfoy” written by Babynaomi on Wattpad and Ao3.

Person 1: Who’s that he’s hot!
Person 2: Oh that’s Lorenzo Berkshire.

Lorenzo Berkshire by shroomhouse May 17, 2022