loan shark

a loan shark is someone who'll give someone else a loan (usually a pretty large sum) and then charge a ridiculous amount of interest. when the loan wasn't paid they would usually use force to get their money. this term, or, ahem, profession is usually linked to the mafia.

Paul Castellano took a large portion of Roy DeMeo's loan sharking income.

by adry July 18, 2004

liar's loan

A "no-doc" or "low-doc" mortgage that does not require documentation of income.

Even with his income, couldn't qualify for a large enough loan for the McMansion he wanted, so he got a "liar's loan."

by Voltron2 September 30, 2006

small loan of a million dollars

A popular and trending quote originally said by the republican U.S.A. nominee, Donald Trump. The saying has been going around on YouTube, Vine, Etc, and is actually stupid, but it's just somehow funny and ridiculous because the quote ''Small loan of a million dollars'' basically is showing how rich Trump is, and the way he calls it 'Small', which most people could facepalm or give a 'bruh'. Nowadays, most people use it to troll, or use it in jokes to piss people off. Most people do it by interruption.

Person A: "Usually when I go shopping, I end up spending---"
Person B: "--A small loan of a million dollars."
Person A: "Fuck you."

by A fucking wanker April 25, 2016

loan shark

A shark is obviously something that has the capacity to bite you in the ass. A loan shark is someone who will lend you money, assumming you will pay him/her back in a rediciously large amount of intrest. (You borrow $3000, and owe him $300 a month for 2 years)

damnit! I can't get out of this gayass house cause some loan shark is eating up all my money.

by Rob the magical mushroom. July 15, 2004

China loan

tax rebate scheme concocted by George W Bush to supposedly stimulate the economy, since the federal budget already has a massive deficit, this money will be borrowed from China

I just got my China loan check I suppose I'll use it to pay for gas.

by Michael_Hunt May 31, 2008

Small loan of a million dollars

A joke used in twitch streams to piss people off. It was inspired by Donald Trump. It uses a glitch in the twitch donation system where you can recall your money but the donation message still appears in the stream.

Here, take this small loan of a million dollars.

by H!tM3rk February 28, 2016

loan shark

A "loan shark" is an unofficial, illegal person / organisation who loans money. The advantage of using a loan shark is that there is no credit check on your past, so anyone can borrow money from them. THe disadvantages are the extortionate rates of interest and that the loan is secured on your body. If you don't pay your installments, you get a broken leg. If you miss another, your other leg is broken and it goes on and on.

"I am really strapped for cash and the bank have turned me down for a loan."

"You need a laon shark pal."

by James Padgett July 18, 2004