joint loan

a loan given to someone from their joint money.

I guess I could give you a joint loan from my joint money.

by Jdogg050 August 22, 2008

loan shark

A Semi-Organized business, that loans people money, that one doesn't look in to ones credit and suspicious people. They loan the person the money with high amount of interest. Then, when the date comes to collect the money that the people own them, they go and forcefully take the money from them, and kill them, or take someone precious to them and take it for hostage as a reason to pay them the money, or take something of there's that would repay them for their expenses and more.

Hola, I need a somemoney on the DL for a job, know any good loan sharks.

by Mcy-D July 19, 2004

Small loan

A small loan is cashcash$$moneymoney given to you by your father, usually the amount is around $1,000,000. This detail is extremely acceptable if your a washed up "business" man and/or a self-electing presidential candidate.

"It has not been easy for me, y'know, I started out in Brooklyn. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars." ~Donald Trump

by Uber Idiotic Idiot August 31, 2016

Bone Loan

When you lend someone a sum of money that they can use to pay a prostitute.

After he broke up with his girlfriend, I gave my broke roommate a bone loan so he could afford a lap dance at the local strip club.

by emceedeejay January 7, 2015

loan shark

Loan shark means like a pro money lender who charges high interest rates which is how they earn money.

"Can I borrow 1000 dollars from you man?"
"Yea, but next week you owe me 1500$"
"You fucking loan shark! Oh alright."

by Jason July 24, 2004

loan officer

A person who'll gladly take advantage of newbies to the mortgage process.
Will be really nice during the paper process and fuck you hard when you're pressured to sign on the dotted line at closing. Later to drive away in the $80k BMW in the parking lot. (They take lessons from insurance brokers).

"Sure we can give you a 5%, 30 year loan with no points or closing cost" ..."Oh the APR?...It's only 6.75%, don't bother with that number, it's too confusing"

by randy i am October 26, 2003

Crisis loan

The scant pennies you need to feed the mice living in your flat when the giro fails to arrive and another week of starvation looms. To secure a crisis loan one must first contact the crisis loans department of the centralised social security services where one is put on hold for forty minute intervals interspersed with short bursts of nasty questions in which one is made to feel like the scum of the earth. After two and a half hours (my record) one is then blasted with more insults before being offered £20 for the next two weeks. Then follows an interminable wait at the job centre amongst a sea of human flotsam who are now your nearest living brethren. After a standard wait which sees the job centre close and most the staff leave you are summoned to the back room to be given your crisis loan cheque which you cannot now cash until the following day as the post office has shut.

Unemployed person: I just got my £20 crisis loan.
Employed person: You bloody scrounger! That's my taxes you're drinking away, you scum. MY TAXES!
Unemployed person: But I've nothing else to live on -
Employed person: Get a job and stop making me pay tax! Taxes taxes taxes taxes taxes taxes taxes taxes taxes taxes, ad infinitum.

by Roland from Grange Hill December 29, 2008