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cat not liking a flower

just a random thing that popped into my head
by poipeoplepersone February 11, 2022
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silver lining

phrase used to tell someone that there is a brighter side to the problem they are facing. the phrase comes from the fact that, every dark rain cloud has a silver edge, or lining.
max: my son says hes gay

tom: well, look at the brightside, you dont have to worry about him knocking up some random girl

max: thats one hell of a silver lining
by colbyyoungmv January 27, 2009
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lieing

Guy1: Oh my god you are lieing.
Guy2: Retard, it's spelled "lying."
by Joezmama May 1, 2006
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Living Dead Dolls

A unique series of "dead" dolls created by Ed Long and Damien Glonek. The dolls come with their own name, look, accessories and even a death certificate, explaining in a clever poem how the doll met its fate. The first to be made in the series was Sadie, the little murderess clad in black, who is still very popular and was also made as a dead schoolgirl. Following her were the zombie Posey, the evil bunny Eggzorcist, the undead schoolboy Damien, and the crimson-clad devil girl Sin. There are currently twelve series.
I am the proud owner of Chloe, the first doll in series twelve.

Chloe's death certificate:

"Claustrophobically confined six feet under
Chloe couldn't move and started to wonder
'If I'm stuck down here, will I survive?'
It was then she knew she was buried alive."

If you like creepy things and don't scare easy, visit the Living Dead Dolls website.
by iloveldds July 25, 2007
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Living

That's what you do after you are born and before you die.
I was living until I got ran over by a truck.
by Adeadlyliquid September 29, 2004
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Beaver Lining

-noun.
1.The pink matter is found just beyond the pussy lips, including the entire vaginal canal.
2.The velvety soft inner wonders of a woman's honey pot.
3.The inside of a furry beaver's coat.
"I tagged her furry little twat til the beaver lining was bruised!"

"I heard that Snapple only uses the best stuff on earth... but, I wonder where they get their beaver lining?"

"I was balls deep in beaver lining!"
by Wellseasoned March 19, 2010
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Young Living

A cult made up of mostly women in their mid thirties who also sell tupawear and pure romance. The cult leader, (once fed with the souls of deceased children...) spits out scented and flavored oils. After that ravonius monkeys separate the oils and throw them at Swedens to bottle and ship. That's when the cults sell the product. When the mothers of two (house wives.) sit at the shop or sell online, they aim twords other moms and use mind control to make them but the product and join the cult.
"Hey Diana how are the kids?"

"Good Sheryl... Tim loves his soccer... So buy young livings."

"What?"

"DO IT"

"Yes master"
*sells oils*
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