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chain letter

A spam letter that says if you don't send this letter to X number of people within X number of minutes something bad will happen to you. If you do send it then something good will happen to you (despending on what kind of chain letter it is)
1.Post this on ten other message boards and your wish will come true! Proven!

2.If you don't e-mail this to ten other people you will have bad luck for the rest of forever.

3.Proven! Send this to ten other people and you WILL be in trouble!
by Newbia April 26, 2004
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Letosexual

A sexual orientation in which you are only attracted to Jared Leto and/or Shannon Leto (of 30 Seconds To Mars). You may find that the other men you try to pursue just simply do not compare to the sexiness and sheer talent of the Leto brothers, so you give up on guys.

Becoming Letosexual may cause the delusion of actually thinking you and a Leto are meant to be together. But this thought is more comforting and less painful than actually being in a relationship with someone who will eventually break your heart in the end.
Mom: Why don't you go out and find yourself a nice boyfriend. honey?
You: I can't, mom. I'm Letosexual.
by 30secondstoleto October 31, 2011
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letterboxing

With its roots in Dartmoor in England, Letterboxing involves a waterproof box hidden in a scenic location and containing a rubber stamp and notebook; a person uses a series of clues (some are more cryptic than others) and possibly a compass and map to search for a box. Once found, the finder will stamp the box's notebook with his or her personal stamp, and use the box's stamp to mark their own personal notebook. Letterboxers collect the stamps from boxes all over the world. Similar in some ways to geocaching.
"I just got a patch for collecting my first hundred letterboxes!"
by india.ink September 3, 2004
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Lingual letdown

Lingual Letdown: The feeling you get when you set your alarm early to check the word of the day, but it sucks and ruins your entire day.
Girl: Ken's in a really bad mood today.

Guy: Yea, he must've had another lingual letdown this morning.
by MegnKen April 8, 2010
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PC Load Letter

Awful and older instruction from a lazer printer reminding the user to add letter sized copy paper into the machine. Popularized by the movie Office Space.
The printer ran out of paper and blinked "PC Load Letter" at me, and I had no idea what it meant.
by cp October 4, 2003
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Jared Leto

Sweet, amazing actor/musician. Claims to be an actor AND musician, not actor turned musician. Received Breakthrough Crossover Artist at 6th Annual Hollywood Life Awards for being one of the only people in Hollywood that have succeeded in two different things in show business.

Known for being Jordan Catalano in the short-lived cult series My So-Called Life with Claire Danes. Played druggie addict in critically-acclaimed film Requiem for a Dream. Gained more than 60 pounds in film Chapter 27 with Lindsay Lohan (which sparked rumors that they were dating).

Lead singer and rhythm guitarist for 30 Seconds to Mars. First formed band in 1998 with Shannon Leto, older brother by about 19 months. Debut self-titled album got only little success. Second album, A Beautiful Lie, went platinum almost exactly one year after release date.

Also known as the P-I-M-P of rockers. Has been engaged with Cameron Diaz, dated Ashley Olsen & Scarlett Johansson, has a crush on Jessica Simpson (scored her number), and has been in tabloids about dating Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan (thought to be engaged), and Paris Hilton.

Still the most sweetest and humble guy in Hollywood.
1.) Jared Leto is the coolest actor/singer in the planet

2.) There are too many fangirls that love Jared for his looks. Pathetic.

3.) Jared Leto's band, 30 Seconds to Mars, is awesome.
by Natalie [Echelon] November 17, 2007
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Chain Letter

A letter, often containing a story, that promises something good if sent to x people (or in the case of MySpace, reposted) in y minutes, and often comes with a consequence if not reposted.

These are very popular on MySpace, and in some cases chain letters threaten account deletion if not reposted. They are very annoying and clutter up the bulletins.

These letters are NOT TRUE. Trust me; I've ignored various chain letters with something along the lines of "repost or you will die" and I'm still alive and well. If I do die, it will have nothing to do with a chain letter.
<Random person A> I got one of those chain letters. If I don't repost this by midnight tonight then I apparantly will be killed off by a ghost. What do I do?
<Random person B> Ignore it. Whoever made that is trying to clutter up e-mail servers.
by gs68 May 17, 2005
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