Little Swimmers

Male sperm cells.

Last night I was laying in my bed masturbating.

I finished off with a kleenex full of little swimmers.

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 5, 2009

little nightmares 2

A fun yet difficult and scary game made by Tasiar studios about a little boy named Mono

Dude 1: Yo dude wanna play minecraft

Dude 2: Nah im a little nightmares 2 fan

by Mono bro May 22, 2021

A little bit of grandma

The art of sprinkling grandma's ashes onto something salt bae style. Used to give the sprinkler good luck. Alternate; making the sprinkling motion and saying "Little bit of grandma!"

Mark: Dude what are you doing?
Donovan: Just sprinkling a little bit of grandma on my bed.

by TheCwispyJew February 23, 2022

Fuck you and your little dog Fifi!

Today’s much rougher equivalent of the Wicked Witch’s warning, ”I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!” from the Wizard of Oz.

Hey dawg, jus’ sayin’ “Fuck you and your little dog Fifi!”

by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

Little white lie

A minor, polite or harmless lie. A white lie can be excused because it doesn't cause great harm.

- I don't wanna see my friends today.
- Tell them.
-But I don't want to hurt them.
-So tell them that you're not feeling good.
- It isn't true !
- C'mon, it's just a little white lie !

by Anissa_LS November 20, 2013

Whiny Little Bitch

Simon Bridges, aka Simon Fucking Bridges, is the leader of the opposition party in New Zealand politics. He has struggled with not staying relevant for the last few years and now with the CoVid19 lock downs decided he was entitled to drive to his office from his home 320kms away each week, breaking lock down protocol and looking like a complete penis throughout. In a tantrum, befitting of a 3 year old, Simon did a livestream trying to criticise the current government, lead by Jacinda Ardern, aka Aunty Cindy, good bitch, to which nearly the whole country turned on him and simultaneously shouted 'COCK'.

Trevor; "Gidday Blue, how you be?"

2nd Trevor; "Trev, did you just hear what that whiny little bitch, Simon fucking Bridges, just said about our good bitch, Aunty Cindy?"

Trevor; "Yeah, what a Cock!"

by NoPreach April 23, 2020

LittleBigPlanet

A game that came out for the Sony PS3 on 10/28/08. The freedom in this game is unmatched in any game.(like MGS4 its not on the 360)

Mike: Yo whats up.
James: I got LittleBigPlanet.
Mike: Awesome.

by Tyl93 March 10, 2009