the lesser of two evils

The Democrats or Republicans, whichever party you vote for (unless you do the "cool thing" and vote for some third party sack of shit).

Don't throw you're vote away on some third party douche, at least vote for the lesser of two evils.

by Disgruntled Marmot May 26, 2004

lender

some one who cozies up (lends his ass) for petty benefits especially from a person of authority.

the bosses new secretary is a lender, he got many benefits approved out of turn.

by satccha February 2, 2017

lesser demon

an awsum creature w/ wings and is better than spawns of satans!

meredith C.!

by meredith July 28, 2003

Liam Lesser

Jewish. Is quite the little savage. Sometimes he gets grumpy when his stummy is upset. But overall he’s a chill dude. Don’t comment on his height or feed him after dark.

Charlie: Hey is that Liam Lesser over there?
Hoodman : Nah that’s just Jonah Hill.

by Haha2626 March 1, 2019

canadian contact lenses

When there is still a little semen in a woman's eye after receiving a cumshot or getting bukkake

"Dude, these REAL canadian contact lenses suck, I feel like there's cum in my eye!"

by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 16, 2015

lenier

When someone's ego is so inflated that they create multiple online accounts, disguised as other people, to validate themselves in arguments/differences of opinion.

I can't believe he pulled a lenier on us and pretended to be someone else just to win a debate about how to brew coffee best.

by Fuck Cerdic April 24, 2019

Lense Envy

Similar to Penis Envy, this is common around photographers who have bigger lense attachments then another photographer.

Boy1: I was taking pictures around london with my SLR when i walked past the paparazzi. Their Lenses were MASSIVE!
Boy2: Dude you most of got Lense Envy right there!

by PaulCR February 19, 2009