left hander

Term used for Smoking pot. "Drink in my right hand, joint in my left!"

After dinner we need to have a left hander!

by Sticky Icky Icky February 4, 2010

Left handed shake

A left handed shake that is often used by a con-artist to get out of a bet or deal. This con-artist tricks the opposing better into a left handed shake to avoid paying a debt.

Damn, Brandon used a left handed shake and weaseled out of buying me a burrito!

by #winning November 3, 2019

left handed website

A website causing viewers to use their left hand to control the joystick whilst using their right to control the mouse.

There's nothing worth watching on TV so I'm going to log on to some left handed websites.

by Crackers08 February 29, 2008

Left handedness

The hardest thing in the world to overcome. Simple tasks like using scissors and holding a coffee mug are extremely difficult to adapt to. Left handed people always smear their writing when using a pen. Lefties hit the binding in notebooks, making it hard to do something as simple as taking notes. Lefties also have this keen sense to recognize other lefties on things such as TV shows, or presentations of some sort. Most lefties cannot knit, crosche, or sow due to lack of other left handed people who can do such things. Though rare and hard to handle, lefties are impressive people.

His left handedness must be hard to cope with

by Myahsaurus Rex June 20, 2018

Left Handed Handshake

A term for an agreement that was never meant to be honored. Stands in opposition to deals sealed with shaking right hands.

Person 1: I thought we had an understanding!!

Person 2: No man, that was only a left handed handshake.

by bakja November 16, 2011

left handed screwdriver

When a man who is right hand dominate masturbates with his right hand to ejaculate into his left hand. He then uses the ejaculate as lubrication to masturbate a second time with his left hand.

I downloaded this awesome donkey porn last night and I had to use a left handed screwdriver to finish watching it.

by Lefty McTwyst January 26, 2011

left handed hug

to firmly hug someone and hold them with one arm close and tight, preferably with your dominate arm for strength purposes, then slowly slide your free hand down that person's back, spreading their meat-cheeks with your hands and penetrating their chocolate starfish with your fingers, thus a forced reach-around.

My girl friend broke up with me so I asked for one last hug goodbye, needless to say it was a "left handed hug".

by humbleguy November 12, 2011