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da laing

da laing is a very black specimen.

da laing is quite poor and dark.

a very negative individual with very hot stepmoms like linda and pocess very bad skidoos.

fathers are usually of the female sex name.

if you feel thats not gonna work, you feel laing

if you feel poor ur da laing

if you only own a red sweater and designer jeans, chances are your da laing

if you are asian/black/orange/nazi your quite da laing

if you enjoy explosives, you have the same obsession as da laing
-man hear about da laing? he got loaded of 8 beer in 15 hours

kid 1: ok man heres what we will do to get to the top of this hill. we will get the mountain sleds to go first and then the rest will follw. we will got in a zig zag pattern to reach the top.
kid 2:bhy's thats not gonna work
kid 3:shut up laing

cop:hey little african american kid, wadda you doin? whats that there?
Little boy: oh this? this is just a C4 no big deal.
Cop: holy shit we got a code laing

kid 1:hey man, whats that under your shirt? gain some weight?
black kid: what this? no this is just my sucidal bombing outfit
Kid 1: dammit laing

Kid 1: man your comebacks suck!
kid 2: ill go wipe it off yo mommas face
kid 1: only da laing would say that.

Little boy: daddy im so hungry...can we please go get some food?
Dad:now son, you know we have no money.
Little boy: daddy a dumpster or somethin?
Dad:now now son, we dont wanna seem like da laing
by rhodaship666 November 21, 2011
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lain

The omniprescence in Wired.
Who is Lain?
by JiaXue October 31, 2003
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Lakin' it

The act of massively overcompensating for any and all deficiencies or short-comings in one's life.
Nate: Why are there fake testicles hanging from the back end of that man's small Toyota pick-up?

Josh: Dude, he's totally lakin' it.
by clndstn June 27, 2008
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Laintime

To Laintime is to overcome the odds and maintain the terrifying persona of a zombie. The act of Laintiming is to utterly crush any and all opposition, with an absolute degree of style. Typically, this results with the defeated person(s) rerolling a warrior. In the case that they already are a warrior, they pick up engineering and buy lots of health potions. The name is taken from a famous undead Warrior in the World of Warcraft. Also, you must perform superbly while listening to Papa Roach and Sum 41.
I totally Laintimed those two Paladins! They'll probably log after trying (unsucessfully) to repair their broken e-peen
by ForGoodOrForAwesome October 20, 2008
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laying the pipe

a man who is very talented sexually. a guy who can blow his girl's back out.
by daddysfavlilgrl October 30, 2003
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Lainey

1) An uncommon hero.
2) A broken condom.
3) A terrific actress.
4) Can be normal without being dull and weird without being a freak.
5) Girl who's great in bed.
1) You wouldn't guess it, but she's a Lainey to me.
2) Dude, you freaking had a Lainey!
3) Sarah: Oh my Gosh, she's so great on stage!
Shaquifa: Yes, She's almost a Lainey.
4) Why can't everyone be Lainey?
5) Bob: "You fucked that chick?"
David: "YEAH! And, dude, she was a freaking LAINEY!"
by PaigeUnperfect June 30, 2008
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Lakin Hospital

The Lakin Hospital is located on Route 62, just a few minutes out of town from Point Pleasant, WV. It was built circa 1924, and was used as an insane asylum, a school, and a home for colored boys. It was closed down in 1956, but I believe it was used as office space until about 1970. It is now a delapidated ruin, sitting in the middle of an open field. It is said that many horrible things went on inside of these walls, ie. lobotomies and such. It is said that the black boys housed here were abused in every way imaginable. This place is one of the most well-known haunted places in the area, and many of the locals and even out of towners visit it on a regular basis. It is a spooky building in the daytime, but at night it is down right scary. Voices and cold spots are common place in stories from those who dare to venture inside. The Mothman, another local legend, is said to have been sighted nearby in the TNT area of Point Pleasant, but that's another story. All in all, this is one spooky part of West Virginia.
I went to the Lakin Hospital and was so scared I urinated in my pants.
by DD Dawg November 10, 2008
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