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Laundry Shoot 

The act of going into a laundry mat, sticking a loaded gun into a laundry machine and turning the machine on high.
Guy 1 - Dude get out of here i just did a laundry shoot!

Guy 2 - Did you have to do it when I was naked and trying to get clothes out of the dryer?!
Laundry Shoot by startrekporn October 29, 2010

laundry money 

The loose bills a woman finds in her mans pockets when doing laundry that she uses for her own pleasure.
Girl let's get some drinks! I'm rolling in laundry money!
laundry money by penelope17 August 29, 2017

Laundry Head

Any follower of Islam or a terrorist, or diplomat or ruler of a predominantly Muslim country. Ayatollahs and Muzzins are also known as the 'term'. A very derogatory term for the above. i first heard it in the early 70's.
The religious rulers of Iran are just a bunch of Laundry Heads..

Laundry Blow Job 

The act of a male standing in a fresh load of laundry and a female giving you a blow job.
Oh man that Laundry blow job was nice last night baby.

Laundry Perv 

That person who checks out your underwear whilst you put it in the washing machine.
"He's staring at your underwear - obviously a laundry perv."
Laundry Perv by LP1993 October 30, 2011

Laundry mats closed 

when the laundry mat is closed a woman is on her period hopefully its a small load to wash by hand.
Sorry babe laundry mats closed for 5 to 7 days.