lane onion

When driving, the act of straddling two lanes. Especially useful in areas where signage or road markings are poor, and in unfamiliar urban areas where committing to a single lane could cause a wrong turn or other mistake.

"There are people behind us who want to pass."

"I'm not sure if I need to go straight or bear left, so I'm planning to do both until I figure it out."

"You're pulling an epic lane onion."

by Raser March 8, 2010

Lane Jockey

A person who jumps from lane to lane at a store such as Wal-Mart, thinking that each time they find a new lane, they will save time.

Did you see that lane jockey fly by us? Yeah I did, she jumped about six lanes before she was finally satisfied!

by Zappy19 December 26, 2010

Lane Position

The Lane Position is when you, and (a) friend(s),

and lay down in the middle of the road (preferably

a lane w/ more traffic), with an erection. The first

one to become flaccid wins; the loser loses his penis.

This can be accomplished side-by-side or, one after another. (feet-to-head)

Exceptions:

Cars need to be going fast. The faster the car, the

more extreme.

No Blacks. (they'll never win)
No Asians. (they'll always win)

Friend 1: Want to go on the interstate, and do the Lane Position?

Friend 2: No, I am black; therefore I will not be able to partake. You see, I am too well endowed.

Friend 1: Oh.. well, would you care to partake, Friend 3?

Friend 3: Fuck no.

by Nickef October 16, 2010

lane surfing

Military- to stay in your lane (area of responsibility)- lane surfing is to go outside your area of responsibility and interfere in someone else's area.

Instead of lane surfing, square your stuff away first.

by Warrior 3 December 18, 2013

Lane-Hogger

Hogging a traffic lane

Person is a Lane-Hogger, when driving slow in the fast lane, and not moving over for faster traffic to go by

by EishJA May 9, 2013

Lane Tech

Mostly white girls wearing tights to make their ass look bigger and only go to the games for the possibility of getting asked to homecoming or flirting with the football or other teams.

Wait, how does Lane Tech have more Hispanics than white? I literally see mostly vsco girls and white girls with booty shorts and crop tops in the winter?

by GirlfromChiTown September 29, 2019

lane captain

The douchebag holding up traffic by driving under the speed limit - applies to any lane.

I wish this lane captain would get the f*ck outta my way.

by pipercat99 December 27, 2007