Lady Fakessi is peruvian anti-folk band. A project from malicia love and jingo blue. The name refers to an italian girl of middle class that likes to fuck a lot, hence Fakessi.
Initially it was Fornella di Fakessi, being Fornella for fornication. All their songs are sarcastic and many times refer to rare sexual events and situations of everyday life with a very cynical attitude.
Initially it was Fornella di Fakessi, being Fornella for fornication. All their songs are sarcastic and many times refer to rare sexual events and situations of everyday life with a very cynical attitude.
Cool Guy 1: I heard this new band that is kinda funny. Lady Fakessi, heard of it?
Uncool Guy 2: Nah, never. Should I?
Cool Guy 1: Totally, man! They are awesome!
Uncool Guy 2: Nah, never. Should I?
Cool Guy 1: Totally, man! They are awesome!
by malicia love October 30, 2012
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I looked at a used car that was lady driven, it had only 10,000 miles, but there's so many dents and scratches it needs thousands of dollars in bodywork.
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Lady Bisque is created when vaginal secretion is subjected to prolonged periods of friction during intercourse. The result is a white, creamy substance, not unlike 'Bisque'-style soups.
Following intercourse, men can usually find Lady Bisque on the shaft, balls, and pubes. Women will find it all over their sniz, anus, and pubes.
Lady Bisque is created when vaginal secretion is subjected to prolonged periods of friction during intercourse. The result is a white, creamy substance, not unlike 'Bisque'-style soups.
Following intercourse, men can usually find Lady Bisque on the shaft, balls, and pubes. Women will find it all over their sniz, anus, and pubes.
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Born a Russian/Polish citizen, moved to the UK in the 1960's, where she made a name for herself as the owner of a fast-food style brothel.
Has left her Madame-esque lifestyle behind, to persue a career in showbusiness, with her stage partner Madame Bugatti.
Can often be found on street corners on her nights off.
Born a Russian/Polish citizen, moved to the UK in the 1960's, where she made a name for herself as the owner of a fast-food style brothel.
Has left her Madame-esque lifestyle behind, to persue a career in showbusiness, with her stage partner Madame Bugatti.
Can often be found on street corners on her nights off.
Person 1: Omg! look at that heffa, wearing nothing but a thong.
Person 2: Yeah, such a Lady Ferrari
Lady Ferrai: You want for being take the test drive BEBI?!
Person 2: Yeah, such a Lady Ferrari
Lady Ferrai: You want for being take the test drive BEBI?!
by Lady Ferrari October 16, 2008
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A portly, elderly woman of Eastern European descent. Due to her strong accent will mispronounce Coke, with Cock. Prominently recognised by her long, black hair and whiskers. Always accompanied by her two annoying grandchildren. Often sighted at McDonalds, Sobeys, and Tim Hortons.
"Hi there, how can I help you?"
"Be Quiet! (to grandchildren) Ah yes, let me please have..."
"Oh Fuck, the Cock Lady again!"
"I need a large cock."
"Be Quiet! (to grandchildren) Ah yes, let me please have..."
"Oh Fuck, the Cock Lady again!"
"I need a large cock."
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"I like your lady pillows"
"You have nice Lady pillows and BBN's(Baby bottle Nips)".
"I like your lady pillows"
"You have nice Lady pillows and BBN's(Baby bottle Nips)".
by Jeg Gee June 4, 2010
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