Ladder or Lemur

An idiom that describes how one gets through a situation: either by getting external assistance (ladder) or "climbing" out of it unassisted (lemur).

Sometimes, when life gets hard, you only have two choices: ladder or lemur.

by LadderOrLemur June 06, 2018

dairy ladder

A sexual act by which a gentleman titty-f***’s a large breasted woman who is lactating while her breasts are full. The leaking milk is the only lubricant used. The gentleman makes aggressive cow noises while the woman spanks and scolds him with phrases such as “You filthy cunt!!” and “Down Bessie!”

Dude, I totally climbed the Dairy Ladder with Tiffany last night.

by Stenlee April 08, 2018

fag ladder

The type of haircut (chulos) and stoner white boys will have, the sides are shaved and the top has been conditioned into a fucked up wave thats way too tall. Then there are the stripes shaved on the sides. Damn, that aint goin away.

Manny came to school with a fag ladder style haircut, and then he got stoned.

by OG Hustle May 20, 2016

pleasure ladder

An imaginary ladder in which you rank the pleasures of life.

Ice cream ranks higher than sex on my pleasure ladder

by Drivel January 07, 2014

banana ladder

1)The ladder used to get bananas from tall trees

I found a banana ladder on amazon for $5.90 with free shipping.

by nugget of truth March 07, 2017

Buying ladders

When you make a bunch of ways to get yourself out of a situation but they all end up failing anyways

Dude your relationship is over stop Buying ladders and move on

by Rustybeartrap April 06, 2011

hoe ladder

The ladder of hoes you must climb to become the hoe lantern or top hoe!

T worked really hard sleeping with lots of men to reach the top of the hoe ladder.

by Ladder. King September 12, 2017