zipper ladder

When someone climbs the corporate ladder through sexual means.

"She is too dumb for that job, obviously she's climbing the zipper ladder."

by roxygirl541 August 06, 2008

public ladder

A slut who lets anyone go down on her for money in schools, events, amusement parks, etc.

Guy 1: Yo let’s check out that public ladder near that bathroom over
Guy 2: No way that’s a huge ass line
Guy 1: Dang it lets go find another one

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

thrill ladder

constantly doing increasingly dangerous or stupid things to achieve the feeling of excitement or thrills

Water skiing was one thing, but when Urwe decided to swim with the sharks, he just moved up a rung on the thrill ladder.

by Winged Panther March 20, 2017

Ladder or Lemur

An idiom that describes how one gets through a situation: either by getting external assistance (ladder) or "climbing" out of it unassisted (lemur).

Sometimes, when life gets hard, you only have two choices: ladder or lemur.

by LadderOrLemur June 06, 2018

banana ladder

1)The ladder used to get bananas from tall trees

I found a banana ladder on amazon for $5.90 with free shipping.

by nugget of truth March 07, 2017

Ladder Greaser

An individual who attempts to climb the Corporate Ladder, by sleeping with their boss, and then files sexual harassment charges, but their hands are slippery from doing it the wrong way, so they slide back down.

Yeah, Monica's law suite against her boss Dave for sexual harassment got dropped, because they found an email from her asking him to bend her over in his office....She's now working in the mail room. I now think she is trying to sleep with her new boss Kyle, to get promoted. This will be number three, that Ladder Greaser!

by LeeezaNaarooon October 16, 2009

horizontal ladder

Social climbing via sex.

"The teen who rejected James Franco had no concept of the importance of climbing the horizontal ladder."

by pasha sasa April 13, 2014