lebanazi

A lebanazi is a Lebanese who thinks their dialect and culture is superior. They are constantly comparing Lebanon to all the other places they go to and think that Lebanon is heaven on earth (which it is). A lebanazi will compare Pizza to Manakeesh all the time and will attest that Italians didn't invent pizza or pasta (which they didn't!) but that Lebanese people have (which they did). A lebanazi will bring anything they see around the world back to their Lebanese roots. For example, walking on De Kalb road in Manhattan, a lebanazi will explain that the origin of this road is from the Lebanese "Kalb", meaning "dog". They will tell you that the founders of anything have Lebanese roots in reality. For example, they'll tell you that Christopher Columbus had a Lebanese uncle.
Lebanazis are so beautiful and kind but do not cross them, for they shall want to convert you by stuffing you with hummus and tabouleh until you admit that Lebanese culture is indeed superior. Lebanazis are the spirit of any friend group with their laughter and a party is not a party without them. Lebanazis tend to like dating Tunisians and then converting them by telling them that the founders of Carthage were actually Lebanese and that they should just call themselves Lebanese.

I just talked to a Lebanazi who told me that my actual roots are Lebanese. I'm from Brazil!

by Ayouche June 19, 2024

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Labanideology is a way of living that brings realism and strategy together. It realizes that life doesn't have a built-in meaning, but instead of being awed by this, people should focus on taking smart, realistic choices to create a life they are best adapted to.

Effectively, Labanideology treats life like a game of strategy where the goal is to make thoughtfully planned choices in order to obtain the best results. It promotes Controlled Emotional Engagement (CEE)—using feelings when it's beneficial to do so, but not having them dominate you—and Adaptive Self-Actualization (ASA), or the fact that you revise your goals according to changing conditions. Amongst the instruments employed in this process of thinking is the LabanixX Table of Strategic Decisions (LTSD), decision-making on rational rather than on emotion or pop sentiment.

People who practice Labanideology don't just go with the flow or follow their intuition—they take charge, anticipate, and play the game of life with strategy and efficiency.

After learning about Labanideology, she stopped chasing meaningless goals and started building a life that truly worked for her.

by usernameff March 12, 2025

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