foreskin lasagna

A sexual move in which a male has his foreskin removed by the front two teeth of his partner. The foreskin is then put in a lasagna bake and put in the microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds.
*just had sex*
Male: I'm starving
Female: foreskin lasagna?
Male: ok then.....
*female bites off foreskin*
Male: owwwww!!!!!!
Female: it will be worth it
*puts foreskin in lasagna bake and cooked in microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds*
Female: de-lish
Male: IKR!!!!!
by Funkypigeon.com September 19, 2016
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dookie lasagna

WARNING: NOT A RECIPE. CONSUME AT OWN RISK.
The act of making poo, wiping...
thinking youre done, then squeezing out another dookie... wiping again...
about to flush, then squeezing out another doo doo, then wiping.

when you look at your dookie bowl, there lies, in the following order "dook, paper, dook, paper, dook, paper. a dookie lasagna.
the plumber didnt find my dookie lasagna that appetizing.
by the timmy July 1, 2007
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lesbian lasagna

Lesbian Lasagna is lasagna without any meat or the desire for it.
Today’s vegetarian special is lesbian lasagna - it’s just two flaps of pasta with some sauce between each other.
by Jc2345 November 4, 2022
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Lasagna Dick

Giving a woman a cream pie while she’s on her period
Stacy was on her period but I still gave her this lasagna dick
by R&GPhilosophy December 17, 2021
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lasagna leg

When you eat too much pasta at night and it makes your body over heat.

So when you go to bed, you are too hot and have to stick your leg out to stabilise the temperature.
Immy ate too much Fettuccine when she was out with Annie & Jodi and she’s roasting. She’s got her lasagna leg out.
by Perth_Dom August 21, 2020
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lap lasagna

A derogatory term for a woman's vagina, more so if said woman is suffering from a yeast infection and her period at the same time.
Tim: "Damn, lemme get a piece of that lap lasagna, girl".
by DrDovah187 July 31, 2016
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Lasagna G's

A group that consists of lasagnas that move silently like the letter G in lasagna
Somebody : We silent like some lasagna G's
by Slumped boy August 4, 2019
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