lag liar 

online gamer that constantly blames network lag for their poor performance in game-play. they are are totally outed because the host server must wait for that client's packets to report before anyone's coordinates can update...thus, actually giving the lagger the edge.

xXKILL3RKILL3RXx: my network sucks right now...2 kills and 23 deaths, wtf?!?

sandspit: you lag liar! you have 4 green bars, and this room is 50MS ping. maybe you just suck at MWF2!!! so STFU!

lag liar by sandspit December 31, 2009

Lag Depression 

Lag Depression comes from the word lag. It is the resultant state of mind that a person suffers from due to lag. Especially if there is nothing they can do about thier laggy situation. Example too many computers sharing a single connection or lack of funds to upgrade PC. Lag Depression can also be developed by an individual that does not suffer from lag but knows someone that does.

Joe: Whats the matter with George?
Alex: He's got Lag Depression, to many people sharing his connection.
George: :(

Joe: Has Alex got his connection sorted yet?
George: No he still has a bad case of Lag Depression.
Alex: :(
Joe: :(
George: :(

Lag Depression by Gunnell, Sally May 27, 2008

Lag Switch 

Noun:1. A device used to intentionally slow or completely stop data flow from the modem to the computer/gaming console for a short period of time. In online games, using a lag switch will allow you to become momentarily invincible. Your opponents are very easy to kill if you use a lag switch. Most leagues and ladders prohibit lag switches and consider them as cheating. 2. A device that lets you cheat in online games.
Verb:1. To use a lag switch to own an opponent. 2. A joking way of saying your going to kick some ass. Does not really mean you plan to cheat.

Either definition of both the Noun and Verb can be used depending on the context.
Noun: That guy lags out everytime I shoot at him! Lag switch alert!
Verb: That guys been camping all game! Time to lag switch that hoe!

Lag Switch by DELTA_FORCE_FOX (PS3 Online ID) November 5, 2007

Lag Ninja 

Video game opponent who appears to teleport all over the map due to lag.
Sometimes using a lag switch.

"Dude I can't fucking hit him! He's a fucking lag ninja!"

Lag Ninja by Yhatzee January 31, 2009

lag behind a swagg 

verb; To be stuck behind someone who walks like a "balla". The person walking slow (swagg) tends to have a "dgaf" walk with swaying shoulders and their knees slightly bent when walking to add the their badass factor. The swagg tends to take their time and think they're the coolest shit around. Usually this person will be listening to their iPod/mp3 so saying "excuse me" has no effect. To be the lag in the situation, you will find yourself trying to get to a destination, but the swagg will be taking their time and there's no way to maneuver your way around them so the result is you're pissed off while walking slow right behind the swagg thinking. "hurry the fuck up, you're not cool"; hence, lag behind a swagg.

Friend 1: Hey, why did you take so long to get the milk?

Friend 2: I was lag behind a swagg, it was damn near impossible to get around him in the tiny aisle!

Friend 1: Wow, what a douche bag thing to do.

lag behind a swagg by Hello Pocket Asian February 19, 2009

lag-blamer 

The kid on any type of online game that doesn't get any kills or dies more times than he gets kills (terrible kill to death ratio) because of 'the lag'. There is usually no lag and the person playing is usually a lier to make him sound better at the game.

"anyone one else seein' this lag?"

"no, my connection seems to be okay."

"must be my connection because i went 2 to 12"

"your such a lag-blamer"

lag-blamer by throwitontheground November 25, 2009

lag-a-licious 

lag-a-licious usually pretaining to a horrible lag while playing an online game or when your right in the middle of PWNING someone and its starts to lag horribly

wow did you see that guy get that kill it was lag-a-licious...

lag-a-licious by bobie_1kanobie February 9, 2010