Cliterature

A new age definition for cunnilingus, and a much better, more elegant term than the oft used "going down" or "eating out."

Last night, my girlfriend gave me a blow job, and in order to return the favor, I read her some sweet, sweet cliterature.

by Cold-AssHonky August 29, 2013

limberature

To describe the behavior of sleeping with one limb out from under the blankets. Your body temperature will not regulate comfortably while sleeping with and without the blankets completely on and off. You stick out an arm, leg or both. That limb has regulated your body temperature. Limberature.

"Last night I was Limberatured."
"I'll sleep well if I Limberature."

by JMNI January 15, 2016

computer semi-literate

A recovering Luddite, new to computers with a low skill level.

I ain't no computer semi-literate...I found the urban dictionary, didn't I?

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

Literate kid

Someone on the internet who uses perfect grammar when they talk; Usually thinks highly of themselves. Most literate kids only talk to other literate kids, and see anyone else as stupid.

boy1 : hey u know were i can find sum free music?
boy2 : Ew, ever heard of a thing called grammar? You should try it sometime.
boy1 : cn u just tell me were i can get free music??
boy2 : Yeah, when you start typing so I can understand you. Dictionary.com, retard.
boy1 : damn literate kids.......

by Kimmysnotok April 19, 2008

literaturistic

someone involved with literature.

like artistic - but with literature. "you are such a literaturistic person!"

by Jessica Linsey February 13, 2009

literateur

One who is almost obnoxiously acquainted with literature, and frequently reminds others of this fact.

A 'literateur' would immediately recognize the Dickensian reference if one wrote the word "humble" as "'umble", and would make damn sure you knew he/she knew you knew.

by Tuco Wilde January 12, 2008

Cliterature

See porn

Ahhh, I see you have the newest issue of "SPANK", good cliterature I say!

That english teacher should teach cliterature, NOT literature.

by Jebus April 5, 2003