limey

God's (of any religion) chosen people, live in a Green and Pleasant land known as England. Comes from the fact that the Royal Navy was clever enough to give its Sailors a good source of Vitamin C to stop them dropping down dead with scurvy. And as at that time we had the World's largest Navy we needed Sailors to man, see unlike you Americans we don't man equipment, we equip MEN (real men not pansies who hide behind a gun!). A good example of this is the fact that Basra seemed not to hate us, and we could walk around our part of Iraq with berets, whilst the Americans needed 5 metres (Metric term, slightly longer than a Yard) worth of Armour.

Red Neck: Ahh sucks being at sea so long, missin' ma cousin, I got this scurvy too.

Limey: Hmm try this Lime, although we don't molest our cousins where I'm from old chap, can't help on that one! Hmm nice tea, so much better than that bloody awful coffee you chaps drink!

by The British Officer March 23, 2007

Limey

A term used to describe an English man or more generally a British citizen. Contrary to popular believe this proud nation of people don’t all have bad dental work or speak the Queens English but are probably one of the last countries on earth that don’t despise the Americans. The US owe its very existence to England/UK and without Britain that whole area would probably be some Spanish speaking shit hole like much of the rest of America. If you are going to comment on a country make sure you’ve been there or have ever left your own country at least. By the way no one says “old bean,” “Crikey” or “old chap” in Britain. In closing if you live on the west coast of America there is a good chance that you have some English or British blood in you.

Highly skilled at losing wars - I think America could be put in that bracket too.

Did he just call me a Limey, that one of the worst comebacks ever.

by Mark Hughes85 June 3, 2010

limey

AAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH! reading these definitions by REDNECK yanks makes me so angry. Limey means someone from England, an Amercian term and as they think, insult. Good one, saying that some British sailors used to eat limes? Please no more! Whereas I could say you fat yank, BURGERY or DONUTTY, haha funny innit you twats. 'Limeys' are the BEST people in the world, ( no i'm not biased) and are so much better because we are not part of America, and although we haven't got the brightest button in the jar for a political leader, at least he isn't a redneck. Good day to you, sir. RULE BRITTANIA - oh yeah,we already do.

Yank; Hey Bud, you know where the sheriffs office is? I wanna report a felony, some jackass jacked my corn-dog at the mall.
Limey: learn to speak properly, you terminology is infuriating as is your accent, good day to you. Jeeves, pour the tea.

by anti-yankee February 10, 2007

limpy-hard

put together the words limpy and hard, and you get limpy-hard. Common variation "the limpy hardon"

I was going to fuck Stephanie but all I could come up with was a limpy-hard

by chase taylor October 28, 2004

limmed

To have previously been amused enough to have the experienced pleasure not greatly enough to have laughed out loud.

To have previously Laughed In My Mind. Past Tense

"My mind was pleasured by your message. I just LIMMed a little."

by Closer18 February 25, 2015

limpyng pirate

When you are having a blow job and you going to came,aim for the eye and kick the girl in the leg.She will start moving and running around the roon like a pirate

I gave her the limpyng pirate this morning

by limpyng pirate March 17, 2017

limay

Limay is a person with argentinian backstory. Limay is a loving, loyal and inteligent person. Limay is called after the river limay. The meaning behind limay is: deep christal clear water.

Limay is a girl with a clear heart. Her love is also clear so she loves with all her life. When she loves someone, she will love this person for a long time. When the love is given the loved one will becomes a feeling he never had before. True love. If the loved person wont accept the love. A spill will fall on the person as long as limay loves him/her. In a friendship with limay, you can always count on her because of her loyality. Like in her lovelife she will love her friends for a long time, the difficult part is to become her heart, its hard to become a part of it but if you did it once, the friendship will be calm and peaceful as a boat on the limay river. Limay is a naturally beauty, which wont need makeup, just like the beautiful river. But be carefull limays heart is deep so there can be a hidden secret deep inside her, which nobody ever saw.

if youre searching for someone loyal youre right with limay!

by sunnysunmoon November 5, 2017