The act of performing sex with your khaki pants down around your ankles with your shoes still on, while wearing your collared shirt (still fully buttoned).
I was running late to a tennis match, and my girlfriend was so horny, she wouldn't let me leave until I fulfilled her urges. I had only one option, we had ivy league sex. I finished and made it to the tennis match looking straight ivy league.
Ivy league sex: having quick sex while staying dressed with khakis and collared shirt on.
Ivy league sex: having quick sex while staying dressed with khakis and collared shirt on.
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Guy 1: "Did you watch that baseball game last night?"
Guy 2: "No, I watched the National Hockey League game!"
Guy 1: "OMG, me too!"
Guy 2: "Cool! High five!"
*High five*
Guy 2: "No, I watched the National Hockey League game!"
Guy 1: "OMG, me too!"
Guy 2: "Cool! High five!"
*High five*
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Get the out of my league mug.A person who starts beer league at a young age, and continues with it for the rest of his life. Plays 40 year careers with dreams of making the NHL. Most players that play beer league often wear # 5 and go have the first name Jason .
Did you see Jason play hockey yesterday, he has like 20 goals in 10 games.. Thats a BEER LEAGUE LEGEND !
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This game also consists of a rating system that is equivalent to a 1v1 match, but the catch is that it is a team game of 3v3 and 5v5. No matter how hard you try, carrying noobs in this game is almost like taking a shit while constipated, its not going to happen. Unless you are like extremely lucky. ELO Hell is the place all the baddies go cause they suck,and where the some goodies go cause the baddies couldn't be carried. ELO Heaven is where all the non-baddies go.
This game also consists of a rating system that is equivalent to a 1v1 match, but the catch is that it is a team game of 3v3 and 5v5. No matter how hard you try, carrying noobs in this game is almost like taking a shit while constipated, its not going to happen. Unless you are like extremely lucky. ELO Hell is the place all the baddies go cause they suck,and where the some goodies go cause the baddies couldn't be carried. ELO Heaven is where all the non-baddies go.
How the ELO system is interpreted in League of Legends.
Jesse: "Fak this game, the rating system isn't accurate, GG feeder noobs, you can't carry them, its too hard!"
The conversation before a ranked match-
NoobLord: "i Wana mid!"
thePro: "I don't think you should first pick into mid, you will get counter-picked"
NoobLord: "stfu noob i want mid, now im gonna feed and QQ afk"
People who call roles they can't play-
lol4lyfenoob: "ADC BOT!"
(later that match)
lol4lyfenoob: "gg noob jungler wont gank bot!"
derpmasterPro: "You are 0/12, and are pushing constantly, don't blame the jungler cause you suck, and don't call roles you can't play!"
Jesse: "Fak this game, the rating system isn't accurate, GG feeder noobs, you can't carry them, its too hard!"
The conversation before a ranked match-
NoobLord: "i Wana mid!"
thePro: "I don't think you should first pick into mid, you will get counter-picked"
NoobLord: "stfu noob i want mid, now im gonna feed and QQ afk"
People who call roles they can't play-
lol4lyfenoob: "ADC BOT!"
(later that match)
lol4lyfenoob: "gg noob jungler wont gank bot!"
derpmasterPro: "You are 0/12, and are pushing constantly, don't blame the jungler cause you suck, and don't call roles you can't play!"
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