leaving

To go out of, or away from. Such as leaving the house; to go elsewhere.

I should be leaving any moment now.

by Dreams1657 June 19, 2008

the blind leading the blind

When somebody has no clue how to do something and offers someone else some help.

Jimmy"hey kim, can I help you re-install windows?"

kim: "you don't know how to install windows! That would be like the blind leading the blind."

by thenastybutler February 4, 2010

Leakin

When an individual has fluid coming out of various orifices due to lack of narcotics.

Damn bro I'm leakin we need to hit the spot and get a bag so I can get off craps.

by DocD March 7, 2016

Lesbian Leaning

The act of slightly leaning against a friend of the female persuasion, which may be misconstrued as consensual same-sex-attraction-giving-vibes.

(Suitemate walks in on two friends leaning against eachother while watching a movie)

Suitemate: You two are totally lesbian leaning right now!

Or my favorite pseudo-homophobic moment:
(You find out your old friend just came out)
Self: Holey guac! (Fill in said Leaner's name) totally just came out! I hope we didn't accidentally lesbian lean!

by Math Nerd, Inc. January 16, 2009

Leaving Players On The Field

To drop a deuce and not dispose of it properly (not flushing or making sure everything flushes).

Guy 1: "man those guys from programming keep coming over to our restroom to drop the kids off at the pool"

Guy 2: "I know and they have their own bathroom!"

Guy 1: "worst part is, THEY KEEP LEAVING PLAYERS ON THE FIELD"

by waxrage October 1, 2009

Leading Status

The act of posting a vague, attention seeking update on your social network profile that requires other users to inquire about your status.

John: "That girl Ashley posts nothing but leading status updates. Today's was, 'Why do things like this always happen to me?'"
Pete: "Things like what?"
John: "No one knows, she's trying to lead you into feeling bad for her and comment on her update."

by Bestkeptsecret July 25, 2011

Leading cadet

Runs around in circles and are slightly co ordinated. Easily tempted by chocolate, and simple to bribe, and are extremely viscious when told there is no chocolate, have tendancies to require very simple words when being given tasks. Experts in broom handling. Approch with caution the smell is toxic.

LOOK OUT ITS A LEADING CADET

by Riftaz11 September 16, 2012