late night player

A Funky Musician

"damn, that band were some serious late night players!"

by The Pocket November 21, 2013

late-night piss

When you're a little kid and you really don't fucking want to go to bed, you're desperate. You're not tired, you're not ready for this shit. Hell, you can play some Nintendo right now if you wanted to. But no, your parents are fucking dicks and say, "Go to bed or I'll punish yo bitchass!" I don't know if they mean punish or just the regular kind, but whatever. They're fucking parents.

So you know what you do? You say "mooooom, I need to go pee-pee." Those dumbasses will fall for it every fucking time, I can guarantee that shit. Put a money-back guarantee and I'll fucking give you a million dollars if it doesn't work.

The only drawback to this is that the piss will only take around 1-2 minutes, 3 minutes if you really know how to make up bullshit excuses. Below is a goodass example of a situation just like the one described.

Mom: Go the fuck to bed, faggot!
Kid: Mom, I need to take a late-night piss! I don't want to wet the bed again!
Mom: Fine, but make it quick, you little shit.
Kid: (inside his head) "AWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAA"

by It's-a me, a-Mario! September 15, 2015

late night drive thru

Nighttime hook-up with an easy lay.

She's not my main squeeze, just another late night drive thru.

by Nala Nightly May 12, 2016

Late night marshmellowing

Taking a males genitials and shoving them into a cup full of gonerea puss then putting it in the vagina

Let’s do some late night marshmellowing Karen

by Givemeyoucock February 12, 2019

late night marshmellowing

Taking a males genitals and dipping them in gohnera puss then forcing your penis in a vagina and making a foamy white marshmellowy mixture but all has to be done between 10 pm-3 am

“Common Karen lets do some late night marshmellowing”

by Givemeyoucock February 12, 2019

late night tip

When a group of horny highschool boys (from an all boys school in Nashville, Tennessee) call up about 50 girls who all say no except 5 hoes, usually in the grade below, to agree to sneak over and get "wasted" in the rich boy's pool house.

"Dude, I think I got an STD from that late night tip last night with Mary."

or

(ON THE PHONE): "hey, we're gonna come get you on the late night tip at your house and take you back to john's, fuck you, then you can get a cab ride home"

by Carmen Jane August 20, 2006

Late Night Shenanigan

LNS (Late Night Shenanigan) is an expression used when
someone that is married or committed in a relationship, has voluntary sexual intercourse with someone other than his or her lawful spouse.

We haven't heard from Mike all night. He's probably pulling a "late night shenanigan" with that chick he's been banging at his job.

by HottieConnie March 14, 2007