by Maxkongman July 20, 2016
Get the Max Kongmug. A cheap yet powerful energy drink sold by the European supermarket chain Lidl, it goes by the name of Kong Strong. Tastes like the oil you just drained out of your engine after a 100,000 mile road trip, mixed in with some low quality cocaine and blackcurrant flavouring. Do be careful however as this is not one substance you want to mess with. Drink too many and you'll find yourself shirtless, with your huge belly hanging out as you're nearing death on the bathroom floor of an Amsterdam Hotel. This drink literally makes you feel as though King Kong has done you nicely with his Schlong. So take care with the Kong, or you'll get the Schlong.
Hey man, have you tried some of this Kong Strong?
Are you stupid? Do you want to feel the Kong Schlong?
Oh jeez, I guess you're right.
Are you stupid? Do you want to feel the Kong Schlong?
Oh jeez, I guess you're right.
by DonLykeB March 18, 2019
Get the Kong Schlongmug. by sohil August 14, 2006
Get the white kongmug. A sexual act where you are to eat panda express off of each other from top to bottom until you reach the vagina/penis.
by dick jokeington October 2, 2014
Get the dong Kongmug. Verb
Also known as "DKing," the act of taking a banana peel (or as many as necessary) and shoving your penis inside of the empty peel and jacking off into it.
Also known as "DKing," the act of taking a banana peel (or as many as necessary) and shoving your penis inside of the empty peel and jacking off into it.
by uglyinpink August 16, 2014
Get the Donkey Kongingmug. The Donkey Kong is a move that has to be done with preparation. After successfully completing intercourse the alpha male will then proceed to throw a barrel at his partner.
If the partner questions why you have a barrel before you begin reply with "No need to worry" and then refuse to answer any more questions.
If the partner questions why you have a barrel before you begin reply with "No need to worry" and then refuse to answer any more questions.
I wanted to use The Donkey Kong but she questioned why I had a barrel and I never read urban dictionary so I panicked, threw her inside and then rolled it down a hill...
by Premonitious October 29, 2011
Get the The Donkey Kongmug. Synonymous with "Ridiculous" i.e. Crazy/Bizarre/Extraordinary/Outrageous
Usually "Redonkey Kong" is used as a positive expression, applied to something perceived as good, usually surprisingly so. Though it can be used in special circumstances that are outrageous, even in a negative way.
Made popular by the Hit television show "30 Rock" in the episode "The Source Awards", although in the show it is implied that Redonkey Kong is the alias of a fictional musician that has a beef with Tracey Jordan.
Despite Redonkey Kong being debuted on 30 Rock its origins are unknown. Though it can be assumed it came to be due to the similar sound of "Redonkey Kong" to "Ridiculous". Also, the iconic game Donkey Kong is, itself, Ridiculous.
Usually "Redonkey Kong" is used as a positive expression, applied to something perceived as good, usually surprisingly so. Though it can be used in special circumstances that are outrageous, even in a negative way.
Made popular by the Hit television show "30 Rock" in the episode "The Source Awards", although in the show it is implied that Redonkey Kong is the alias of a fictional musician that has a beef with Tracey Jordan.
Despite Redonkey Kong being debuted on 30 Rock its origins are unknown. Though it can be assumed it came to be due to the similar sound of "Redonkey Kong" to "Ridiculous". Also, the iconic game Donkey Kong is, itself, Ridiculous.
by Andrew Ezekiel Michael French March 16, 2008
Get the Redonkey Kongmug.