Kirk Hinrich

Starting PG for the Chicago Bulls. Is good at everything, bad at nothing. An excellent shooter who can also finish around the basket. Has decent handles, court vision, and passing ability. Tenacious defender. Wears his heart on his sleeve, and sometimes gets T'd up as a result.

"The second coming of Christ himself according to Bulls fans."

"Has the "So ugly he's sexy" thing going."
-Shamsports.com on Kirk Hinrich

"Tattoo ........... check.
Sick crossover ... check.
Attitude ......... check.

Kirk's journey to the dark side is almost complete."
-Step, on Kirk Hinrich

by Rfederer8 May 28, 2007

Dirty Kirk

Attempting to seduce a girl by showing her a YouTube video of one man sticking by his foot up the anus of another man.

Jake: Did you hear Kyle tried the Dirty Kirk on Julia yesterday?
Greg: No, did it work?
Jake: No, now she just thinks he’s super weird.

by LargeDavid March 27, 2021

Kirk Angel

What Chris Jericho calls Kurt Angle.

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

kirk beger

First successful clone of Tom Cruise from The Last Samurai.

Kirk Beger just cut that guy's head off! He's so full of randomnicity.

by Sean April 16, 2005

Kirk Hammett

A San Franciscan guitarist, who started playing at the age of 15 on his brothers guitar. Once gaining enough skill played in a couple bands, Starting Exodus in the process. He later flew to New York to join with Metallica and has become one of the most influential and copied lead guitarist of all time. Is very well known for his "fuck off" attitude and lightning fast fingers. Also being recognized as a prominent surfer, and studier of zen. Plays his guitar 364 days of the year.

did you hear those lixx kirk hammett played? hes the fucking best!

by matt December 6, 2003

kirk out

to go off, to get really upset......to exhibit rage or anger.

I wanted to kirk out when I saw my boyfriend with another woman.

by Kimmiebuka April 21, 2006

Kirk Hammet

One kick ass guitarist. May not be the best, but hawaii may not be the best holiday spot either. Doesn't mean it doesn't kick ass though. Joined Metallica in 1983 after Dave Mustaine was kicked out. The least whiney and monkey-like of four members.

*awesome guitar noises* *wicked guitar noises*

by A guy called James May 21, 2005