kevin

kevin is a loser. his eyes are almost as perfect as him. his body is extremely fuckable and he is he most adorable guy you will ever meet. his hair is black not brown and his teeth are perfect. kevin is a keeper.

“kevin’s a keeper”

by kelfkrkeklslslldkdkw November 23, 2018

Kevin

the process of licking cum off a horses asshole, bathing a naked old man, yelling nigger to all black women, and finally to perform the act of karate chopping off your own penis

the other day jeremy totally destroyed us in guitar hero by executing a kevin

by i forgot my name1337 October 28, 2010

Kevin

Someone that is very annoying. Does not necessarily have to be there name.

Someone or something you blame while angry

Kevin shut up!
God damnit Kevin!!!

by Barney McCain April 21, 2011

Kevin

Kevin is an idiotic person who uses his mums credit card for fortnite because he has no friends

Go die Kevin

by Yeetusfortheboys August 6, 2018

Kevin

Fake.

"Kevin is so fucking fake."

by ElectrickBoogalu August 16, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is one of the biggest simps you'll ever meet. Kevin cant resist simpin.

Quit being a kevin.

by Phantomstranger April 16, 2020

Kevin

An onion

Kevin made me cry when he yelled at me.

by Jacksoncage September 12, 2019