Kentucky Suitcase

When you do not own a real suitcase so you use a pillowcase.

I am going to bring my Kentucky suitcase to the camping trip.

by makeallhoesirrelivent April 2, 2013

kentucky mixup

combining two individually good alcoholic drinks to make one bad tasting alcoholic drink.

Too many kentucky mixups.

by jphillips767 March 18, 2011

Kentucky ballistic

When your gun explodes and you put your thumb into the wound to stop the bleeding

Scott: Yesterday I had a Kentucky ballistic

by IdidNOTtellHERmatt August 7, 2021

Kentucky Clogger

Clogging a public toilet with a entire roll, two if available, of toilet paper. Then dropping the most massive, heinous shit one can muster up into the clogged bowl. This is followed by the most important feature of the Kentucky Clogger. With an empty toilet paper roll or one’s finger, depending upon preference, scoop up a little dollop of shit and write “Mitch was Here!” on the toilet seat.

I stopped at the truck stop to snap a douche and medicate my trucker’s knuckles and every stall had a Kentucky clogger.

I was surprised when I visited the rest room at the capital on the side of the House. I found a Kentucky clogger. I’m didn’t think Mitch left the senate to go over to the house.

by Dick Onchin September 18, 2020

Kentucky Thumb

The act of inserting one's thumb into "bleeding" / "open" cavity of oneself.

Hey Becky, I know it's that time of the month and I was wondering if you would settle for the

"Kentucky Thumb" tonight?

by Clydex May 20, 2021

Kentucky Mudslide

A Kentucky Mudslide is afterbirth of anal sex. It is the jizz/shit mixture that is involuntarily farted out of the woman's anus and on to the bed sheets after a man ejaculates in her ass.

Tom: "I heard that Katie is a freak, she toss your salad or what?"

Mike: "Dude, I gave that bitch a Kentucky Mudslide and it totally fucked up her new white bedspread!"

by TommyD53 March 23, 2009

Kentucky Neapolitan

When you stick your penis in a girl's butthole and also put your balls in her vagina while she is on her period

"Nick gave her a good Kentucky Neapolitan last night! He didn't even shower after."

by NicTheGreat69 February 22, 2017