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A guy who will use you and also put you down a lot. He’s the guy that was an icon in middle school and really fun, but the second he started high school he became an absolute dick.
Girl: omg he’s cute!! Who is that??
Another girl: that’s Kaiden. Stay away from him.
Girl: why?
Another girl: he’s a dick.
Kaiden by dinosaurbanger December 28, 2023
A word to describe a man with an abnormally small penis. Kaiden’s are redneck hillbillies with nearly no teeth think that their shit don’t stink. Their sisters are whores and their trucks are pieces of shit.
Girl 1: do you see that guy over there? He’s kinda hot.
Girl 2: oh yeah I know him he’s a Kaiden
Girl 1: damn nevermind
An annoying, dumb bitch who does not want to take calculus.
P1: what a loser, who wont take calculus.
P2: yeah hes a kaiden and he gets no play.
Kaiden by ianL April 5, 2024
smallest pp and has the worst haircut always and farts all the time
"ew kaiden stop farting for once"
kaiden by whoisthat_123 May 6, 2024
Guy who says is not gay but is zesty as fuck
Kaiden is so zesty hes almost about to have a crush on every single guy he sees
Kaiden by EPGames May 22, 2024
Big Bertha( a bop )
She’s being so Kaiden today
Kaiden by Dickwriter69 June 8, 2024