kaffs

Shortened from kaffies a polari term for trousers.

'He was wearing zebra print kaffs with pink go faster stripes!!!'

by ewgvwg April 19, 2006

kafeneio

n. From Greek word meaning café(1) A job that requires very little effort or mental ability. (2) A person who works at such a job. (3) Someone who is lazy or shirks their responsibilities.

(1)If your looking for a kafeneio job, the government is a good place for you.
(2) I am being a kafeneio today and am writing urbandictionary definitions

by greekmonkey January 11, 2005

Kaffy

1.A tall, long- breasted girl. Usually a whore with a clit that resembles a plantain

Oh no! I cant believe ur girl name is Kaffy. Probably sucks that her breast and clit is the same length.

by Shinzy April 26, 2011

kaffir wagon

The equivalent of a 'paddy wagon' substituting the worthlessness of a kaffir for the awesomeness of an Irishman.

In this day and age, kaffirs fill up these 'paddy wagons' left and right.

-Dude run, the paddy wagon is coming.

-What the fuck is a paddy wagon? Oh you mean the kaffir wagon?

by Uncle Choad December 9, 2008

kaff

a, Its a shortcut for Keep Away From Fire.

b, Person who is extremely explosive

c, In a good way: extreemly hot chick.

Kaff your bitch buddy!

Wooow What a kaff chick!

by kaffchick September 22, 2010

koffeeshopping

Synonym for networking.

My position was eliminated last night. I need to restart koffeeshopping.

by Jyhwk_MN24 July 18, 2014

Kaff

Kaff is a girl who obsesses over a celebrity rather then people she knows , she gathers feeling and emotional connections and adores them . she can only imagine herself with a specific person and fails to settle for anyone less . She has a close group of friends and a gorgeous pearly white smile , she wishes she was an only child and hates not being the favourite. She is a big sports fan but fails to support teams that thrive just them she is different. She is a melt

“I decorated my room with posters” “Christ your such a kaff”

by The real Peter Andre November 6, 2018