ass-klamp

two metallic clamps, similar to a bear trap in nature, that clamp onto your rear end. this can cause a great deal of damage, and if untreated, will ravage your innerds

Joey: "so why is Mike in the hospital?"
Rick: "he got caught up in some ass-klamps"
Joey: *shakes head* "...poor guy. were they-"
Rick: "fully clamped? I'm afraid so"
Joey: "I can't believe this"

by Jamboo August 29, 2006

Hit the kasper

The action of blocking someone for either no reason, or for a petty reason.

"Hey bro I haven't blocked you get so it looks like I have to hit the Kasper."

by 🌚ops July 7, 2016

Klassic Keg Komeback

What one says to anyone who only uses nou to respond to any insult. Since there is nothing much to counter this retort, the Klassic Keg Komeback, or KKK, was coined to point out the lack of skill of the insultee. Named after what Internet nerds sometimes resort to after hitting the keg too often.

Dude: You just threw up all over the place.
Nerd: nou
Dude: You also spilled beer on the couch.
Nerd: nou
Dude: YOU HAVE SINGLE-HANDEDLY FORCED EVERY CHICK AWAY FROM THIS PARTY!!
Nerd: nou
Dude: Klassic Keg Komeback. :|
Nerd: ...

...

nou

by sonicsnare September 22, 2009

KASP

A group of friends in San Diego CA that have a member that recently moved back to England. They all own a leather bracelet that says K.A.S.P. each letter representing the initial of every girls' name. This bracelet is meant to be worn every single day no mater if it matches the outfit or the occasion. Every time these girls look at their wrist they are reminded that friendship lasts forever and distance doesn't get in the way.

"what does kasp mean?"

Friendship

by icegirl96 November 13, 2011

kasparian

a man with an extemely hairy asshole that has remains from his last dropping.

Damn that kasparian is one dirty kid, i wonder if he wipes that gerbil?

by Kasparian is cool March 30, 2003

Klappers

Big, dangly testicles. Heavy hangers. Big ol’ ball sack.

He teabags me every night with this klappers. It’s like two tennis balls in a sock.

My uncle showed me his klappers.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

Kaspar

Kaspar is a person who lives in a cardboard box which is floating in the river. He has no food only some frogs every week.
Be a good person and donate for Kaspar.

If you see Kaspar call 911. You're in danger!!!

by OHSHITITSLEO!ESCAPE November 28, 2019