Clogging a public toilet with a entire roll, two if available, of toilet paper. Then dropping the most massive, heinous shit one can muster up into the clogged bowl. This is followed by the most important feature of the Kentucky Clogger. With an empty toilet paper roll or one’s finger, depending upon preference, scoop up a little dollop of shit and write “Mitch was Here!” on the toilet seat.
I stopped at the truck stop to snap a douche and medicate my trucker’s knuckles and every stall had a Kentucky clogger.
I was surprised when I visited the rest room at the capital on the side of the House. I found a Kentucky clogger. I’m didn’t think Mitch left the senate to go over to the house.
I was surprised when I visited the rest room at the capital on the side of the House. I found a Kentucky clogger. I’m didn’t think Mitch left the senate to go over to the house.
by Dick Onchin September 18, 2020
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by makeallhoesirrelivent April 02, 2013
Hey Becky, I know it's that time of the month and I was wondering if you would settle for the
"Kentucky Thumb" tonight?
"Kentucky Thumb" tonight?
by Clydex May 20, 2021
A Kentucky Mudslide is afterbirth of anal sex. It is the jizz/shit mixture that is involuntarily farted out of the woman's anus and on to the bed sheets after a man ejaculates in her ass.
Tom: "I heard that Katie is a freak, she toss your salad or what?"
Mike: "Dude, I gave that bitch a Kentucky Mudslide and it totally fucked up her new white bedspread!"
Mike: "Dude, I gave that bitch a Kentucky Mudslide and it totally fucked up her new white bedspread!"
by TommyD53 March 24, 2009
When you stick your penis in a girl's butthole and also put your balls in her vagina while she is on her period
by NicTheGreat69 February 22, 2017