Juan

He is very short and looks like Abu. He gets mad a lot and looks like a monkey when he does.

MELANIE: JUAN, YOU ARE SO SHORT
JUAN: DONT TALK TO ME!

by JUANTHEMADMONKEY October 18, 2019

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juan sucks he is the worst. if you see him, kill him.

bro, i just killed juans dog. here

by hlopopopo November 30, 2017

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•The act of stuntin on the lokillos.

•Sharing your girl with Eddie

•crying after hearing some drake

•playing beerpong in Denton

The homie tony was juaning after seeing Karen

Swank was juaning with Astrid

Eddie was juaning after Flores didn't let him play

by Young lokillo December 14, 2013

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Mexican name that americans think is a number or a thing.

Wich Juan is better, is there a nother Juan, whats 25+Juan

by Tisock January 18, 2017

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Juan is one of the top class people who has a skill and also very charming at the same time. He has very sexy voice which you wanna hear the first when you wake up and for the last thing of your day. He is very kind in public like no one would ever know he goes fucking rough on a bed.

-How do you pronounce your name?
-it’s Juan
- like just ‘one’?
-Yea lol

by Cocoa Tea December 17, 2018

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