Jim Joyce 

1. A Major League Baseball umpire.

2. To deliberately fuck someone in the asshole while the receiver is in the middle of attaining a major accomplishment.

Kieran: Armando Galarraga clearly got fucked in the asshole during last night's Tigers game.

Mark: Oh dude I got Jim Joyced last night too!

Austin: Shut up Mark, you get Jim Joyced all the time.

Jim Joyce by NotAustinIswear June 3, 2010

james joyce

a fuckquit with really long legs

Holy shit James Joyce looks like a giraffe

james joyce by giraffe333 June 4, 2017

Jim Joyce'd 

1) When something special is taken away by an obvious misdeed.

2) In reference to MLB Umpire Jim Joyce who blew a call at 1st base on the last out of what would have been a perfect Game by a Detroit Tigers pitcher. It was very obvious that the player was out even in real time depsite the replays that also proved it.

3) When an athlete or team is robbed of something special by an offical. Any blown call in a sporting event!

Becky just got Jim Joyce'd in her bid for the piece of art at the auction despite her bid gesture which was overlooked by the auctioneer.

Jim Joyce'd by CrazyCurt June 3, 2010

Jim Joyce 

A very good umpire, unlike most umpires nowadays. He made ONE ACCIDENTAL CALL at first base, which could have given Armando Galarraga a perfect game. As a result, brainless Detroit Tigers fans start making up slanderous lies about Joyce, and some of them want him lynched. Cuckoo...

He even apologized for making a MISTAKE. WE'RE HUMANS, WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES FROM TIME TO TIME. Even Armando knew that he made a mistake. It doesn't matter though: Armando still got the perfect game, even if it doesn't say so in the books.

Tigers fan: MAN FUCK JIM JOYCE I WANT HIM LYNCHED!!!!!! LYNCHED!!!!!!!!
Me: Calm down, you fucking brainless retard. He made a damn mistake, for Christ's sake. Give him a break...

Jim Joyce by JimJoyceisalegend June 3, 2010

Coach Joyce

A fat fuck how has no life and bullies and rapes kid for the CURRAHE way.

Coach Joyce gets his bear claws and rapes me

Coach Joyce by i eat penis as a snack October 2, 2019

Karen Joyce 

A name commonly given for women whose life is driven by passion and defined by everything she love. She is strong-willed, compassionate, and her heart is pure but she can be most of the time— a walking contradictions.

Karen Joyce enjoys solitude more than anything else in this world.

Karen Joyce by fromg_00 October 20, 2021

tim joyce

shoplifter; also see alcoholic.

1. tim joyce got arrested for shoplifting.

2. the town alcoholic is tim joyce.

tim joyce by youre mom(goes to college) January 25, 2005