jonkhans

When you are spinning around and you kick someone in the dick.

I was so excited to see my friend joe, I accidentally gave him a jonkhans

by YeetJonKz May 2, 2022

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Jonks

Dick

Person 1: Hey.. no homo but how long is your Jonks?

Person 2: ..I don't know.

Person 1: Well.. I can go and grab a ruler..

Person 2: ..okay.

by LouiluvK May 22, 2022

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This is a critical health condition in which one has a panic inducing phobia towards stretched necks, all they can think about is the throat being extended and it causes them to uncontrollably punch every rubber duck in sight while singing the song ‘Life is a Highway’ in reverse.

‘damn, jimmy saw my neck when i stretched and immediately punched all my rubber ducks while singing backwards. he must have jonkylitus.’

by onoboi101 June 19, 2022

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jonkfunni

A rather idiotic person known simply by this name. Almost always seen on the messaging app discord. This can be used as a insult.

Alex: I think steak and ketchup is a good combo

James: shut the fuck up you uncultured jonkfunni

by Bobishat December 13, 2022

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Jonkish

Jonkish, is a person who lives in sweden and goes around molesting people near him. His favorite move is to take his fingers and stick them up people's assholes.

I ran into Jonkish earlier today.
- oh! Are you feeling?
My butt hurts...

by G3mer0bo January 13, 2023

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