jon

jon = a cunt
by harrypf1 September 10, 2020
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the jon

When the man rests one ball on the outside of the vagina for an extended period of time.
Warning: the jon requires exceptional balance
by Cockpockets February 06, 2007
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jonned

Being high. The state of being high on marijuana.
"Man did you see peter last night he was all jonned up."

"I'm pretty jonned out right now."
by pulse.101 May 02, 2009
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Jonning

Taking information and misusing it intentionally. Molding and warping facts into arguments to solely match your opinion. This involves intentionally misrepresenting opposition and strategic omission of statements to help support your argument exclusively.
Similar to a spin doctor. Jon took what Corey said 2 years ago about a Baylor incident and applied it to a conversation about politics yesterday. He tried to force some connection that nobody else but him could even consider. The Baylor sexual harassment situation has absolutely nothing to with Harvey Weinstein but he tried to say that if you defended the student athletes of Baylor than you automatically support a director who was accused as well. Obviously this isn't the case but Jon is still jonning the point as loudly as possible.
by Anonymous army October 28, 2017
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jon

jon is a huge junkie, he wears TN's, and rolls his trackies up. He is an abusive pric, and always has to have the benefit of the doubt. Makes little kids cry
man, jon is such a cunt, aye?
i dont know why his girlfriend stays with him
by dropkick jones May 04, 2018
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lil Jon Jon

The most annoying lil fucker in all of eastmeck

/Doesn’t know what dickrider means
/SoundCloud rapper
“Yo is that lil jon jon ?”

“Yo shut up he might hear us and come over here”
by Jon jon enthusiast November 02, 2022
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Jon Jon Armstrong

AKA Father Function, King of Ocean City, NJ, Rides the bench in JV Football, Grandson of Neil Armstrong, Professional Functioner and married to the send. Feh feh feh.
Godduh Wow is that the king of OCNJ Jon Jon Armstrong, he is so Nelk and Godduh.
by matthewgreim October 29, 2021
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